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the one with the wig pt.1

(real quick thing before starting, idk if these next 2 chapters will offend anybody but I was watching a yt video when I got the idea.)

Jungkook
so....I may have found something in Jin-hyungs closet. 

Jin
What do you mean "Something"? If its about my map collection then I already told you.

Jimin
XD MAP COLLECTION? ARE YOU SERIOUS

Namjoon
Jimin, you might not wanna go any further before Jin beats your ass.

Jimin
fine

Hobi
If it's not the map collection then what was it Kookie?

Jungkook
Uh...I think it's a wig? A very extravagant one at that.

Namjoon
ABORT MISSION, HE KNOWS.

Jin
Way ahead of you, I've already packed my bags.

Yoongi
Whats happening? WHY IS JIN LEAVING

Jungkook
I found a wig in his closet, idk what its for tho

Tae
maybe he's secretly losing his hair!

Hobi
Oh no! You're losing your hair Jinnie? I always knew this day would come.

Jin
I'm not losing my hair, how old do you think I am?

Jungkook
Why else would u have a wig?

Jin
I never thought I would have to tell you this...sit down child

Tae
But we're texting?

Namjoon
Idk honestly author-nim doesnt even know why this fanfic exists so why should we defy her logic

...

Yoongi
Did you just break the fourth-fucking wall

Jin
NEVERMIND AUTHOR-NIM AND HER LAZY CRACKHEAD-ASS SELF
I need you all to listen/read very closely

Jimin
And if we dont?

Hobi
I mean...do you really wanna disobey Jin?
Do you know how dead we would be-

Jimin
True...continue fine sir

Jin
AS I WAS SAYING, I had an old side-job I did on the weekends back when we first debuted. 
For that job I needed a wig such as the one you found and I guess I never threw away that one.

Jungkook?
What job was it...you're not being very specific hyung

Namjoon
Jin just tell him-_-

Jin
FINE. dont laugh..I was a drag queen FOR LIKE 4 DAYS NOTHING MORE

Jimin
HAHAHAHA YOU WERE A DRAG QUEEN. THE KIM SEOKJIN XDDD

Jin
stfu

Tae
HYUNG- WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US

Jungkook
Yeah, we would have liked to know plus...THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH NOW

Yoongi
I-
Well if we're confessing secret jobs, I used to work as a mattress tester

Hobi
And you never told me-

Yoongi
I didn't think I needed to?
It's literally a job where I sleep. All day.

Jin
Sounds like heaven to me