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the one with the wig pt.2

(before me start: Y'all ever wonder what it would be like to see Jungkook in a drag wig or is it just me?)

The 7 bangtan boys had arrived at the dance studio in silence. None of them dared to enter yet. Of course, Jungkook still had his wig on and he was freaking out about it.

"Jungkook you'll be fine let's just walk in there and explain it to our manager." Namjoon said, putting his hand lovingly on Jungkook's wig. They all slowly crowded into the practice room and stood. 

While making direct eye contact with their manager, everyone could feel the intensity of the woman. She was mad. No, not mad but instead she was taken aback. I mean I would be too if I saw Jungkook in a drag wig.

"ʷ⁻ʷʰᵃᵗ", The woman whispered out in a tiny voice. It was the first time they had heard her be so shy.

"um.." Jungkook cleared his throat before continuing, "I got a wig...super glued to my head."

"No shit sherlock but why?" She folded her arms and sighed. They all shifted on their feet, trying to avoid her now.

"Go back and read the last chapter." Yoongi stated bluntly. Yes, he just broke the fourth wall and yes, he does not give a fuck.

Their manager took about 5 minutes to go back and read the previous chapter before returning to the 7 boys.

"Ah so it was an accident.. Well as long as you can still dance, you're good to go. I will deal with a statement about the wig later." She said non-chalantly. She then walked out the door to let the boys practice.

They stood in silence for a few seconds before putting their things down to practice. Unfortunately, Jungkook had a hard time bending down with the wig as he wasn't used to it quite yet. 

Namjoon turned on the music and they started dancing. Jungkook's wig was DISTRACTING and I don't mean 'oh no I can see his wig everywhere I look' I mean 'oh shit its bouncing up and down like that Exid song he danced to'.

About half way through practice they were all sweaty and decided to take a break. After a few minutes of scrolling through twitter they were already seeing complete chaos.

"Um guys? You're seeing it too right? All the Drag Kook memes.." Hobi shouted across the room as he got up. They all bundled around him and stared at Hobi's phone.

"What the actual fuck is a 'Drag Kook'" Yoongi said, having completely McFucking had it.

"It's what army is calling him now..I think it's catchy." Taehyung said.

"I would like the name more if this wig wasn't glued to my head." Jungkook spoke as he did a slight hair flip.

"I think we all would like it more if that wig wasn't glued to your head." Namjoon said, lightl petting the wig.

"Sis, DO NOT touch my hair!" Jungkook exclaimed. He slapped away Namjoon's hand and tried combing his hands through the wig.

They all looked up from Hobi's phone and stared at Jungkook. "Di- Did you just say 'sis'?" Jimin asked him.

"Oh my god I think I did. Someone help me this wig has been on too long!!" Jungkook shouted. He ran around trying to take the wig off but it just wouldn't budge. It was at that moment that Jin remembered something from long ago, back when he used to wear that wig.

"Wait Drag Kook! Stop running, I think I can help you!" Jin yelled out to Jungkook. The eldest caught up to Jungkook and grabbed his arm.

"Back when I wore wig like these there was always one thing I hated about them." He stated.

"And what was that hyung?" Jungkook asked, calming down and looking at Jin hopefully.

"They were cheap. Like REALLY cheap, I bought them from Dollar Tree." He said with a sigh.
(A/N: Idk if yall have dollar trees where you live but they are pretty much a normal dollar store except everything if ACTUALLY only a dollar)

"Anytime I sweat too hard or if I was out in the rain it would just kind of break apart. Kind of like how cardboard does when dipped in water...just slower." Jin continued. "If we pour some water on you it may break just enough to come off in the next few days."

"But won't that take too long?" Jungkook =questioned.

"Yes but you're the dumbass who tried the wig on in the first place." Jin rolled his eyes and left to go get a bucket of water.

They all waited around until he came back with a very small bucket and 3 water bottles.

"Namjoon, Yoongi, help me fill this up. Jimin, Tae, and hobi get your phones out and film this. I want all 3 of you to upload the videos on different platforms and from different angles." The 3 boys saluted Jin and quickly brought out their phones. The other 2 hyungs hurried to fill the bucket.

"Um....Jinnie hyung? Is this going to be a bad idea?" Jungkook asked shyly.

"Not at all. You will get the wig off, out fans will get funny content, and we get to poor water on you!" He said proudly. Jin walked over to Jungkook and place a few towels beneath him and some on his clothing to keep him dry. After all, he wasn't a monster.

Finally, everything was ready. Tae, Jimin, and Hobi had their phones out and were standing around Jungkook filming. Yoongi and Namjoon stood far away in the back, careful not to get wet. Jin stood on a ladder next to Jungkook holding the bucket.

"You ready Kookie?" The older asked him.

"I-I guess? I'm still not sure how this will work though." He stated before closing his eyes shut tight and tilting his head so Jin could poor it directly onto the wig.

Jin started to count and everyone got prepared.

3..

2..

"WAIT"
It was their manager.

Just as she came running in Jin tipped the bucket upside-down, splashing water all over Jungkook's wig. The towels caught most of everything else but he was still soaking wet.

"Uh oh." Taehyung said as he stopped recording.

"YEAH, UH OH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I WAS JUST COMING TO TELL YOU I GOT SOMEONE TO REMOVE THE WIG FOR HIM." She shouted at them. Their manager was hella mad as she stomped over to Jin and pulled him down from the ladder by his ear.

"Ow! What was that for?" He exclaimed as she threw him out into the hallway.

"You know what..there is probably a great explanation for this but I don't want to hear it right now. Just make sure you clean EVERYTHING up in the next 10 minutes or I'm giving you extra work tomorrow!" She quickly told him before walking back down the hallway.

"Oop-"



Luckily they were able to get the wig off with the aid of a professional who had come to help Jungkook out. Yet still,#Drag Kook was trending for almost a week. They were happy though! Why you may ask? Well, their videos of him getting drenched had surpassed over 50M views in 6 days across all platforms (including weverse, twitter, and youtube).

Jungkook was happy to have his own hair back and to be able to dance right. Everything was back to normal.....or was it?

There won't be a pt.3 I promise but from now on you may notice some strange behavior in the way Jungkook texts 🤔

So sorry this was late some stuff  had popped up but I hope you enjoyed it and the next update will be back to the normal text format since the wig arc is now over!^^

NOT PROOFREAD SORRY IF I MESSED A FEW THINGS UP