Hetalia Crack

The worst world meeting ever

America walked in the world meeting room. "Hey dudes! Sorry I'm late!" He said cheerfully. He looked around the room and saw Australia standing on top of the table in front of Finland, who was panicking.

Australia narrowed his eyes. "U wot m8?!" He shouted as he charged at America. America dodged him, and he crashed into the door.

Australia's eyes flashed with anger. "U WOT M8?!?!" He screamed as he chased America on all fours with a knife in his mouth. America ran for his dear life.

The other nations watched inquisitively. Spain slowly rose out of his seat with a wide grin on his face. "TOMATO FIGHT!" He screeched as he threw a ripe tomato at Romano. Romano scowled at him and threw a tomato back, only to miss and hit Denmark in the face. Within seconds, tomatoes where flying all over the place.

Austria took advantage of this situation and pulled a piano out of his pocket. He started to passionately play a comical tune.

The door to the bathroom burst open. Italy was standing in the doorframe with a frightened look on his face. "I-A POOPED RAINBOWS!" He screamed as Seborga started throwing tomatoes at him rapidly.

England also emerged from the bathroom with colorful, crayon scented muck plastered on his face. "Do NOT go in there," he warned, scrunching up his bushy eyebrows. "That shit's fucking disgusting."

Belgium decided it was waffle time. She pulled a machine labeled 'waffle machine 6000' out of her bra and pushed a button. In less than a second, tomatoes AND waffles were flying around the room at the speed of light.

A waffle hit Canada in the head. "PANCAKES ARE OBVIOUSLY BETTER." He yelled as he took off his shoe to reveal an emergency pancake machine and a bottle of syrup. Belgium and Canada got into a heated argument about pancakes and waffles.

France was getting bored, so he shoved his arm down his throat and pulled out a bottle of wine. He drank it all in less than a minute. He got so drunk that he tried to lick the rainbow shit off of England's face, only to get slapped.

Poland did a strip tease on the table. Portugal and Greece were taking a nap in the corner of the room. Hungary and Japan giggled as they took pictures of England and drunk France making out.

Paraguay was begging Spain on his knees to help him kill Bolivia, but Spain punched him in the face and ran away. Denmark and Prussia were hanging off the chandelier naked yelling about 'Teh Epic Duck' coming to get them.

Mexico, Cuba, and Brazil were obviously under the influence of drugs, for the three boys had nose bleeds and were singing 'Let it Go' very loudly. Switzerland was shooting everyone. Tomatoes and waffles were still flying around the room. It was complete, utter chaos.

"Sorry I'm la-" Germany began as he walked in the room. When he saw the chaos, he was so angry and surprised that he died. His body turned into a pile of wurst.

It is said that a tomato box fairy still haunts the room today. If you go there, you will hear faint sounds of tomatoes being thrown and Italy shitting rainbows. Anyone who entered never returned...

THE END :)