Norway was in a rather good mood one day, so he decided to try something out.
He walked up to Denmark and poked him in the shoulder.
"Ack, what was that for?" He asked, clearly irritated.
Norway cleared his throat. "You, you should stay out of my Nor-way. Because you are clearly Nor-gay," the Norwegian said. He then leaned in so that he was barely an inch away from Denmark's face and whispered "and I'm a homophobic."
He stepped back and continued. "So you'd better stay out of my Nor-way," he said. He then shot a murderous glance at the Dane. "Or I will make you Nor-pay."
Denmark seemed startled and walked away quickly. Once he was out of sight a grin spread on Norway's usually emotionless face.
"I can't believe he actually believed that shit. That just made my Nor-day."
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Hetalia Crack
AcakI'm not very good at writing fanfiction but I want to learn, so I guess I'll start practicing with some crack. These are basically short stories including the countries that make no sense whatsoever. Caution: strong language and some sexual referenc...
