A Collection of Darnia

IKEA Store

"DARCY WHERE ARE YOU?!" Narnia yelled, jumping up and down to see past the sea of furniture. The couple was at IKEA, searching for a new bed frame.

"I'M OVER AT THE COUCHES!" Narnia heard Darcy exclaim. Narnia raced to the couches, glomping Darcy making them fall onto one of the couches. Narnia hovered over Darcy, looking her over.

"ARE YOU OKAY?!" Narnia exclaimed.

"Tone it down, I'm right under you." Darcy said. Narnia hugged Darcy, making them both sit up.

"I thought I lost you, holy shit. NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!" Narnia said, petting her partner's hair.

"Babe, you need to calm down. . ."

"I-I'm calm. . ."

"Are you crying?"

"N-no, shut up. Your face is crying!"

Darcy tried to pull away from Narnia but failed. Narnia's shoulders shook and Darcy just sat there awkwardly, not knowing how to exactly respond to this. Narnia finally pulled away and wiped her eyes with her white hoodie sleeve, sniffling.

"Narnia, we can go home if you want to."

"No, we need a new bed, we kinda broke the last one. . ."

"That was your fault."

"MY FAULT?! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH A DICK AND NOT MY FINGERS SO I USED MY LIMITED POWER SUPPLY TO CHANGE MYSELF INTO A DUDE SO THAT I COULD FUCK YOU." Narnia yelled. Some people turned their heads to the lesbian couple, making Darcy blush heavily in embarrassment. Narnia didn't notice them, only looking straight at Darcy.

"Narnia, chill,"

"And you liked it. You moaned so loudly I thought you'd wake up all of New York." Narnia said.

"You were the one that was controlling everything!" Darcy said in rushed whisper. "You were the one that rocked it too hard and now we have to buy a new bed."

". . .but I was good, right?"

"Oh my god just lead the way to the beds."

(Written by: Hawks_Girl)