A Collection of Darnia

The Golden Knight

(This is an AU I found on Tumblr so I wrote a Darnia one-shot about it
Cos I can
Written By: Hawks_Girl)

Darcy was bored. Percy was away at camp and she currently had nothing to do. She was sitting on the couch that was in the living room of Avengers Tower, Tony Stark sitting next to her, drinking gin. The purple-haired eighteen year old looked over to the side to see Tony fast asleep, the bottle of gin still in his grip. Darcy kicked the brunette hard in the side.

"WAKE UP I'M BORED!" Darcy yelled.

"OW! God DAMN." Tony clutched his side after putting the bottle on the stand that was set behind the couch.

"Let's do something." Darcy said.

"I don't know I want to since yOU JUST KICKED ME IN FUCKING GUT." Tony whined.

"C'mon Tony, please."

"If you promise to never kick me again, I will take you somewhere." Darcy's eyes glistened with delight and she nodded.

"I promise!"

"Great. Now, dress into some nice clothes. . .we'll leave in about a half hour. . ."

"Half hour?"

"I need to lie down and recuperate from that kick. . ." Darcy nodded, understanding, and went off to her room to get change.

~*~

"So, where are we going?" Darcy asked as she got on the passenger side of the car as Tony took the drivers.

"You'll see Cupcake." After a few minutes Darcy started to get suspicious of Tony's intention on where they were going.

"Tony, we've passed like five McDonalds, two Starbucks, and a Chik-Fil-A, WITH A PLAY-PLACE. Where are we going?" Darcy inquired, narrowing her blue eyes.

"You'll see." Tony said smirking.

After a few moments of some what silence- the radio was playing Guns 'n' Roses at the moment- Tony pulled up into a parking lot. Darcy could feel the bass from the speakers inside the building through the seats.

"Whoa, are we at a Strip Club?" Darcy asked.

"The best in New York." Tony said. "It's called, 'The Glittered Cherry'."

Darcy laughed.

"That name is amazing." She laughed out.

"So are the dancers." Tony smirked, taking out the keys of the car, shutting it off, and getting out. Darcy stepped out, her purple converse hitting the pavement of the parking lot with a low 'tap'. Darcy straightened out her black long-sleeve shirt, and flattened her purple skirt. A breeze blew past and Darcy was thankful that she wore her black leggings under her skirt.

"Hey, Cupcake, why'd you wear a black shirt? They're going to get their glitter all over it." Tony said as they waltzed up to the entrance.

"This is one of my shirts I've been wanting to be glitzed up, but I'm too cheap to buy my own glitter. So, free glitter, yay!" Darcy said laughing. Tony chuckled and rolled his eyes, opening the door. He let Darcy in before entering himself. The bass of the music only intensified as the two friends went deeper and deeper into the Strip Club. They took a seat at an empty table, which was actually kinda close to main runway.

Different women stood at poles, dry-humping the steel pole, touching themselves, giving lap dances, and taking the singles that the men had given them. It seemed like Darcy was actually the only woman that wasn't dancing for money.

Tony slapped the table, and Darcy looked away from a red-head who was currently taking her skirt off, to the table. Tony had slapped a stack of singles on the table for Darcy to take.