chapter one

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"Fuck you Swiper," Dora's short ass said, snatching her backpack from him

"Hehe," He laughed, running away

Dora continued to walk, feeling lonely because of the lack of real friends. She glanced up, finding a bald 5'11 4-year-old brat throwing this 6th temper tantrum of the day

"NO! NO! NO! ROSIE YOU DON'T PLAY WITH THE CARS LIKE THAT!" He whined. His parents no giving a flying fuck about him, continued on their walk through the park and Rosie was being abused by Caillou

"BALDIE!" She yelled over at him. Dora continued to yell at him until he finally turned to face her

"EAT MY ASS, YOU OVERGROWN BABY!" She attacked him, drop-kicking the tall motherfucker

Rosie cheered Dora on while she picked up Caillou and threw him onto the park bench

"Caillou, we're leaving you. Rosie is better," His parents told him, leaving Dora and Caillou alone. At that moment, Dora reached into her backpack

"Can you find that dumbfuck!?" She asked, looking into thin air. "That's right! He's right here!" Dora pulled a sniper out of her backpack and shot Caillou who dodged the bullet

"WAIT!" Yelled a 5'9 Canadian bitch who loves Doja Cat and is born in 1999

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