Yandere!Reader x Crush

Yandere!Reader x Crush + Asshole!Author Commentay

Thus we begin

At one point in our life we've all had crushes. I've had crushes, you've had crushes, horribly evil people in history have had crushes. Just in short we've all had someone we've wanted to do, okay?

Well, today's the day you've finally decided to go tell the person you like about your little crush. Ahh, there's nothing like the flutter of a heartbeat, the upturn of a stomach, the sound of a mouse clicking as you stalk. Ahh, such a beautiful feeling.

So, how long have you liked your crush? Oh wait, I can't talk to you because this is a story, not a chatroom. Hahahaha, I need friends...

Oh, what's that? You want to tell me why you like them? Aww, that's so cute! And you said you met them where? Adorable! I never would've guess their ex-lover to taste like that, but precious nevertheless!

Anyways, back to the story I was earlier painting out to you. You had recently written your crush a note. I though your note about becoming one with each other was cute, but I rewrote it for you. How does the phrase, "I want to feel you inside me" sound? Got a nice ring to it, eh? Eh?

Also, you both are going to be meeting in the janitor's closet. Also, you'll be needing these condoms. HOLY SHIT BRO YOU'RE AWESOME! Bringing them with you were ever you go! You're awesome and deserve to get some. Now remember, you've got about 30 minutes until classes start back up again. Good luck.

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You look upset. Things not going so well? Oh, so they rejected you? The feels, dude, the feels. Don't worry! There's other fish in the sea. Don't wanna do that? Well, you could always kidnap them and turn them into your own personal sex slave.

Glad to see that mad smile on your face one again! Remember, no means no, so wait until they've lost both their faith in humanity and remanning sanity and agree to begin. You've gotta be a gentleman or gentlewoman. Which ever gender you are.

Good luck, dude! You're up all night just to get lucky!