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My first story ever. I hope to be more of a comedy person than a shy and serious one, so I hope this story doesn't completely and untterly suck ass. Success? Caution Crackfic

Castiel suddenly has ended up on earth, having no idea where or who he is. He's been waking around for a long time through these woods, wondering if he's ever going to get out or remember what happened before he was planted here. Will he survive this battle? Will he remember?

I'm nothing special! I work at a convenience store in downtown London at night and work at a restaurant as waitress during the day! Hey! A girl has to pay for college some how and I will not demean myself to strip! I work hard and have outstanding grades in all my classes. I have a regular that comes in by the name of Tom Hiddleston... (Tom) She is a very wonderful girl that I wish to know more about. She deserves lavish gifts romance and the love of a man that is willing to give her everything her heart could desire... I believe I am that man....