silent hill

chapter 3

as Chris found me in electronics he was glowing from the disgusting sex he had with that creepy Wal-Mart worker . he looks me in the eye and said shit Tim are you my mom? then he started laughing .

hahaha vary fucking funny Chris .

wow Tim you got penthouse! is it this months addition? . yup!

as we went to the front of the store to pay for the stuff . the most freaky thing happened the line we just got in was the line that woman worker was working at Chris just screwed 5 minutes ago OCWARD!! O.o . so Chris was sweating more then usual. I was sweating to and I didn't even Fuck her !" FUCK ME SIDEWAYS Chris mumbled. we tried to go to another line but a shit load of people ran behind us. Chris freaked out even you and mumbled to him self I thought she like it on the face !". I heard that Chris !

shut up Tim. oooookay. finally I started to put my stuff on the belt she started scanning the stuff and Chris was hiding behind my back . as she got done loading the shopping cart with the filled up shopping bags she says that will be $289 please! . okay here you go . as me and Chris started walking a way the woman said next time hold it in longer Chris! so i said what ? I said here's your resept. ohh okay thanks bye bye now . so we started to walk out real fast as we got out side Chris yelled ohhh Fuck that was one of the most fucked up moments of my life TIM WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING!"

I laughed so hard I was drulling like a baby it started to hert so bad I thought I was being tortured by the demon of laughter . 3 minutes later as we started loading the back of the station wagon Chris checked if the bag of money was still there it was, a burst of relief came in to his mind . I got in the shot gun seat Chris got in the driver seat then we were on are way.