Some gay POTC AU shit [requests are open]

Its serious for now, but it'll deteriorate-

Captain Jack Sparrow, the famous pirate lord of the Caribbean seas. He smirked looking out towards the seas on his famous Black pearl. He held his chin up high, feeling mighty. That didn't last long however as Barbossa stepped up next to him. His figure and height outmatched him by just a little bit. But that was enough to make Jack upset. Barbossa didn't even take time to look at Jack for a second. He only looked out, soon growing a smile due to feeling Jack's triggered brown eyes burn a hole through the side of his head. After a while, Jack scoffed angrily and crossed his arms like a little angry child

Barbossa chuckled, finally looking at Jack to poke even more fun. "Ye know Jack, seeing how mad ye get when ye don't get the attention ye seek is very entertaining." Barbossa said, pulling down Jack's headband in front of his face and turning around to head back down deck.

"Ey! Don't touch a captains headwear!" Jack complained trying to undo what Barbossa had done.

"A captain? Hardly~" He joked as he cackled down to the ships deck

Jack sighed, finally fixing his headband. "Ugh... That was below the belt..." He mumbled to himself leaning on to the wooden railing of the ship.

They had been sailing for at least two hours by now. It was getting dark and Jack felt the need to drink again. As he usually does. He made his way down to the hull of the pearl. It did not take long before Jack had found himself a flask of rum and started drinking from it. "Yo ho, a pirate's life for me...🎵" He sang sounding tired as hell. He laid down on the ground, preparing for the impact of the alcohol. He waved the bottle in the air above him as he sang the pirates' favorite song. "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up my 'earties, yo ho...~" He said as he took a long swig of the flask.

"This is really sad to watch..." Barbossa said leaning against a wooden post, giving the judgmental brows. Jack choked a bit on the rum and rolled over to look up at the captain. "Oh please it's not like ye haven't done the same..." Jack coughed, laying on the ground.

"Yeh, Ya caught me on that one-" Barbossa sat down in front of Jack, holding his own bottle of rum.

"Shouldn't there be s-someone commandeering the ship?" Jack asked, raising a brow.

Barbossa gave a slow shrug. "Ey gave Gibbs second command for the time being. But I'm not here to rub anything in if that's what ye think." Barbossa drank from the bottle of rum he had.

Jack sat up still facing the fellow captain. "Then why exactly are ye here ey? 'Cause it really seemed like ye were with an opening like that." Jack squinted at Barbossa. He was clearly not really in the mood to talk to him. After being bullied anyone would feel that way.

"Apologies, just didn't expect ye to take it that harshly. It was after all, just a bit of fun. Ye looked like ye just got dumped." Barbossa chuckled softly.

"It certainly did not seem that way to me mate. My headband is not to be meddled with." Jack did that angry kid thing, crossing his arms once more.

Barbossa chuckled more but it quickly stopped as the pearl started making horrible sounds from the front of the ship. Both the captains stood up, but Jack stumbled a bit due to the alcohol.

"What in heaven's name was that!?" Jack shouted and fell back as the ship got pulled upwards by something under it. They both feel backwards. Jack fell completely but Barbossa headed up deck to see what in god's name was happening. They had hit land that no one had ever seen before. The pearl had been physically pulled into the foot of a mountain. "Gibbs! What the hell did ye do to my ship?!" Barbossa shouted trying to tiptoe his way down to the quarterdeck where Gibbs was sitting.

"I did not do anything sir! We were pulled in by some f-force!" Gibbs shouted back.

The pearl was still being pulled in slowly. Around them were many other ships, most were decades old. There were not only pirate ships but British and Spanish as well. It looked like some sort of graveyard of ships. There were no skeletons or any sign of wildlife. Not a single bug in the air, not a single seagull. The beach of the island was clean. Not having been moved by anyone or anything other than wind and sea.

There were thriving and green pine forests around the mountain. But there was dead forest in one area that caught Barbossa's attention. "Come on men, I want to find out what in Blackbeard's name is going on." Jack came rolling down from the hull and catching himself on a mast before he rolled all the way down. "Ey! What's happening??" Jack asked, seeming just as confused as Gibbs and the other crew mates.

"For now we blame Gibbs until we figure out what's going on." Barbossa said, already making his way off the ship.

"Wh-???" Gibbs grew a surprised and hurt expression on his face.

"Ey, I can live with that." Jack said following Barbossa off the Pearl.

[It was surprisingly fun to write this-]