𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 𝐿𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑦

~𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑇𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒~ (𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟)

I let my friend write a chapter in my book and she told me to publish it so here is what she wrote (I wrote the horse part)
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Before starting her daily poop, she took a pee. After she ate her breakfast, she went out on a date with Shrek, her husband. And then my besties donkey and Sofia the first came to the date with me and Shrek. Later that evening, I took a nice fat large poopy. The next morning, she took her daily poop and no pee. After she ate her breakfast, she went out on a date with a banana her other husband. (She has 10,000,000 husbands.) She made babies with bananas even though it's impossible. She broke up with all 10 million of her husband's so now she's only married to bananas. 9 months later she gave birth to triplets that are half human, half bananas. All of them died. Another 9 months later she gave birth to other triplets and as last time they died. 10 years later her husband died from getting moldy. 10 years later she found out that the other half of her husbands died from dating to many people at once. She got depressed and killed herself. And then she came back to life as a horse. She had enough love life, so she went out be an astronaut because horses need to be loved too. Luckly it was brown and pink history horse month, so she was happy and went to the moon. Later that year she found this handsome man named mickey mouse. They would dance to the hotdog song. Mickey mouse cured her depression until she found out that mickey mouse was cheating on her with daisy duck!

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