OHSHC Honey's Failed Class

Honey's Failed Class

Note: Italics just usually mean the author is being snarky, sarcastic, looking into someone's thoughts, or all three.

It was a normal day at the Ouran Highschool Host Club. Or, normalish. OK, as normal as the host club could possibly get. The guests had all left so the hosts had dropped their facades. The twins were flirting with Haruhi while Tamaki was yelling at them to stay away from his "daughter." Kyoya was hacking away at his computer while Honey was taking a nap. The quiet and stoic Mori was sitting by him with a blank expression on his face. The hosts continued going about their normal business until Kyoya made an announcement.

"It appears that Honey senpai will have to leave the host club soon." He said while covertly looking over at the silent giant to gather information on his reaction. The only move Mori made was to lean forward slightly as if to listen better. Tamaki on the other hand gave a much more grand reaction.

"What! Honey senpai can't leave the host club. What will we do without him? Mommy, why does Honey senpai have to leave the host club?" By this point, Tamaki was violently shaking Kyoya and was too dense to notice Kyoya's killing aura.

"Because," Kyoya gave Tamaki a glare that made him run to his mushroom corner, "Honey senpai is failing one of his classes. Unless his grade comes up, he will have to cease club activity."

These words came as a shock to the hosts because they all knew that Honey was one of the smartest people in the school. What was even more surprising was Mori's reaction.

"What class?" They were all flabbergasted because Mori never talked.

"Math." Came Kyoya's reply. He was curious to know whether Mori had an idea as to why Honey was failing a class.

Understanding came to Mori's face. That answered that question. "I know why." Again, more wonderful clarification from the ever so helpful Mori. He motioned to Hikaru and Karou and whispered something in their ears. They both got devilish looks on their faces and ran out the door.

A few minutes later they came back in dragging a blindfolded girl behind them. She was about a half head taller than they were and was really gangly. Just from looking at her, you could tell she was a girl who had very little coordination. Kinda like Bambi. She had sandy blond hair that was scraggly and was slightly in need of a brush. The girl was wearing a light pink t-shirt with cargo pants. Once the blindfold was removed, they could see that her eyes were her only amazing feature. They were rather Bambi like and were a slight purple blue color. In fact, the girl looked just like the girl on the cover which is conveniently there so that the author doesn't have to tell the narrator how to describe the girl. The only changes are that she doesn't look quite as cute. Her nose is a little to snubbed and she has a few too many freckles. Many people would describe her as plain. Not ugly, but not beautiful.

Now, this girl was feeling very disoriented because the last thing she had seen was two devils coming at her while she had been studying at her house. Now that the blindfold was off, she could see that she was in a room with five guys and another girl. The other girl was wearing a boy's uniform and had her brown hair cut short so as to look like a boy. There were two major giveaways though that revealed the girl's true gender. The first was the girl's eyes. This is an anime after all and only kids or girls have eyes that big. The second was a distinct lack of an Adams apple. Seriously, why has no one noticed this? The other girl's name was Haruhi Fujioka.

Next to Haruhi was a tallerish boy with blond hair and violet eyes. He was fairly good looking and so must be the leader of the host club, Tamaki Suoh.

Sitting in a chair by Tamaki, clacking away at his laptop was Kyoya Otori. Kyoya had black hair and gray eyes that were hidden behind glasses.

Lying on a couch not too far off was a small sleeping blond holding a bunny called Usa-chan. The one holding the bunny was Mitsukuni Haninozuka.