OHSHC Honey's Failed Class

Honey's Failed Date

I said I might type a sequel, which I started and promptly stopped, but for anyone interested, here is the beginning.

Neko-Neko land was a wondrous place filled with games and laughter and lots of ride. If one were to zoom in on Neko-Neko land, they might see an odd-looking couple. Odd, possibly because of the awkwardness of their first date, possibly because the girl was so much taller than the guy, possibly because the small guy was so cute looking while the girl was rather plain. Or maybe, they looked odd because the girl was currently curled up into a ball, refusing to move.

"Come on Chee-chan! I worked so hard to get this date. Won't you pretty please stand up and walk around with me?" Yes, this couple is non-other than the sneaky Honey and bashful Chee, out on their first date, Honey's reward for magically managing to bring his grades up to number one in his class. We all know what you did there Honey. Sneaky sneaky.

Chee slowly stood up and started to follow Honey senpai to their first destination: Friendly Neko Kitty Ride, also known as the Rollercoaster of Death. Apparently, someone had died of fright while riding it.

Unknown to the couple (well only Chee really) they were being tailed by several suspicious figures. These figures were the other members of the Host Club that Honey was a part of. They were all trying to conspicuously hide behind one pole, sneakily tailing the couple in front of them.

The first member of the suspicious group was a blond-haired, blue-eyed boy known as Tamaki. Though nicknamed the prince of the host club, he usually acted more childish than Honey could ever hope to. His new nickname can just be baby prince.

Behind him was a black-haired glasses wearing dinosaur known as Kyoya. He was the one who had so carelessly sold off Chee's soul to Honey. But he didn't care, because the dinosaur doesn't care how his actions impact others. Though evil as the devil, he is still just a glasses wearing dinosaur.

The two red-heads standing next to him were the real devils of the host club, twins known as Hikaru and Kaoru. The twins creep out the author, so that is all that shall be said about them for now. If the author bad mouths them and they find out, it is her soul that will be sold next. The narrator concurs with this assessment.

Standing behind all of these badly hidden figures was Mori-senpai aka the love of my life, hands off. Mori-senpai was a tall, dark, and imposing figure. One could not tell from the stoic figure's face, but he was having an internal crisis as he watched Honey go off on his date. The only reason he still looks stoic at this point is because his brain broke down.

Tucked under this giant's arm was a brunette girl who had been dragged along into the antics of the host club while she was attempting to go to the library. Her soul was taken by the evil dinosaur and now belongs to the host club. Better her than the author or the narrator though, they have important jobs to do. This girl was Haruhi, and she decided that she was finally done with being held under Mori's arm.

"Mori-senpai, you can put me down now." She said exasperatedly. Mori only shifted her so that she was sitting on his shoulder.

"We think you're his replacement for Honey-senpai." The devil twins said in sync, smirking at the girl sitting uncomfortably on Mori's shoulder.

"Yes Haruhi," Stupid smug dinosaur said with a grin "I do believe you will have to stay as Honey-senpai's replacement for the remainder of our time at the amusement park. I don't know if Mori-senpai's brain will be able to function anymore if his replacement Honey is taken away." The narrator thinks it's a little too late to save Mori's brain, but the author disagrees.

"Stop talking!" Tamaki exclaimed. "They're moving, let's follow them." And thus the very suspicious group of good looking guys and girl continued with their super secret spy mission. By the time the day was through, the only person in the amusement park who would be unaware that the couple was being spied on was Chee. Poor, oblivious Chee.