Aries - "Fuck yes! I've always wanted to do this!" *Tries to punch alien* *The screams of Aries are heard throughout the galaxy*
Taurus - "HOLY CRAP THIS IS COOL CAN I BRING A FRIEND WITH ME I ONLY WANT TO GO IF I CAN BRING A FRIEND" This is what happens when you're my friend. You get abducted by aliens. You're welcome.
Gemini - *Talks in rapid-fire excitedly* "Oh cool! How can you do that? What are we doing? Do you have lightsabers? Where are we going? Tell me everything!"
Cancer - "I'm scared but I'm super excited"
Leo - *has the time of their lives, then brags about it to everyone later screaming they're the Chosen One and how special they are
Virgo - *Thinks of all the conspiracy theories they've ever heard and then asks the aliens which ones are true so that they can float to their friends later how they know there was in fact a UFO that crashed in Roswell
Libra - "please don't hurt me I promise I'll do what you say"
Scorpio - "YES I KNEW THERE WERE ALIENS, BUT WAIT WHY DO YOU WANT ME? I DONT WANT TO GO!" *glares at aliens as they beam Scorpio up Yes I'm a Trekkie. Get over it.
Sagittarius - *pinches self to make sure it's real "HOLY ARRGG IT'S ACTUALLY REAL AAAA THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME"
Capricorn - *Freaks out when the aliens start touching them
Aquarius - "FINALLY, YOU GUYS ARE TAKING ME HOME!"
Pisces - *cries "BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO DISECT ME AND LAY YOUR EGGS IN ME!"
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The Book of the Zodiac
Non-FictionEver wondered what the personality of your zodiac is like? Which personalities are stereotypes, and which are accurate facts? What is YOUR sign? WARNING! There will be some cursing, but I'll try to tone it down. This is your fault, Scorpio. Stop cur...
