☁︎︎𝗝𝗝𝗕𝗔 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀☁︎︎

𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗠𝗶𝗮 |☁️|

Characters : Caesar Zeppeli X Joseph's Sister

Gender : Female

Requested By : Myself ✨

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"What ? In Rome ? Are you stupid ?" Y/N scoffed as she was on the phone with her twin brother . Her grandmother , Erina Joestar , sat on a seat a couple of feet away listening to her granddaughter's conversation with her grandson .

"Is it Joseph ? And surely Y/N , your brother isn't stupid . He is a smart young man ." Grandmother Erina shut her book .

"Okay fine ... I guess I'll see you . Goodbye ." Y/N hung up the phone and walked over to her grandmother . Erina looked into Y/N's shiny orbs . Although she would act very rudely and tough towards Joseph , she loved him dearly and cared for him . But , she mostly showed her rude and tough side when Joseph underestimates her , or he's being a total idiot .

"Was it Joseph ? You shouldn't be acting very rude to him like that , remember what I told you Y/N ? Although your twins , it doesn't mean you can be like that , okay ? He is older than you , so treat him with more respect ." Erina lectured Y/N . Y/N reached for a book and rolled her eyes once she held up the book high enough so that grandmother Erina wouldn't see her face expression .

"Yes it was Joseph and okay . I'll try to be nicer ." Y/N grunted in between clenched teeth . She felt her book get snatched and she was face to face with blue eyes .

"What was that ?" Erina asked .

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"Keep your voice down !" Y/N snapped as she adjusted her headband . She scolded at her brother as he glared at his black dyed spaghetti . Joseph looked up at his sister and slumped in his chair .

"Fine ." Joseph pouted as he stirred his fork in the pasta . He took a bite , and continued to chow down the rest .

"Slow down ! Whose going to steal your food ?" Y/N got up to pat his back as he was choking on the pasta .

"This hotel used to be a class of refinement ." Y/N heard somebody say with an Italian accent . She smirked and started to giggle in low tone . Joseph looked at his sister and raised an eyebrow .

"What's so funny ?" Joseph asked , trying to guess what his sister was thinking about .

"A dumb Italian joke ." Y/N sat down and reached for her fork .

"Can you please tell me ? I want to know !" Her brother smiled , his now black teeth and lips in the form of a smile .

"Okay , what do Italians call the bad side of Italy ?" Y/N asked . She knew this was t appropriate since she and her brother were British and 0.00% Italian .

"The ghetto ? Uhm I'm not so sure ." Joseph said , as he looked to his right and had dirty looks on his face .

"The Spaghetto . And if you live in the buildings near the Spaghetto , all you hear is , Pasta ! Pasta !" Y/N burst into laughter as Joseph joined in , almost forgetting what he was doing .

Y/N looked up from her food and saw her brother transfer Hamon into his pasta .

"Jojo ! What do you think your doing ?" Y/N whisper shouted . Joseph looked at her and gave her a smug smile .

"About to send some , Squid Ink Hamon Pasta to that blonde Playboy ." Joseph smirked and looked at the blonde . Y/N did too , exchanging the same reaction her brother had .

"Gosh that's disgusting ." Y/N whispered . She heard something crack and saw Joseph hold a cup of red wine before him , he slurped the black noddles .

"He's a Hamon user , you dingus ." Y/N grasped her forehead in both of her hands as she groaned in embarrassment .

"Dingus ? I look like a dingus ?" Joseph asked as he stood tall , chewing the pasta .

"Chew with your mouth closed . It's disgusting . Granny Erina taught you better ." Y/N moved her hands and continued to eat her pasta .

"Pardon the intrusion , but there is a call from a Mister Speedwagon Caesar Zeppeli ." The waiter stood before Caesar .

What ? Caesar Zeppeli ? That's the guy we came to look for ? Y/N looked at Joseph , his jaw was literally hanging .

"What ? What the hell ?" Joseph was dumbfounded . This was the Caesar Zeppeli , Joseph dragged Y/N along to meet this Playboy ? Sure he was attractive but what ?

"Oh god ." Y/N buried her face in her hands .

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"Y/N ... Wakey Wakey !" Joseph chimed . Y/N sat up in her bed and stretched . Y/N rubbed her eyes and saw a tall blonde figure standing by her door .

"Morning ... Why did you come in to wake me up ? You never do that ." Y/N sleepily said . Joseph ran a hand through his hair and turned around .

"Well Caesar wanted to talk to you and couldn't wait until you woke up ." Joseph put him on the spot .

"Great ... He could've been a man and grow balls to come talk to me , but he decided to use those balls to play with women's feelings ." Y/N put her hair up into a bun as she scolded Caesar . Caesar felt like a little kid being taught a lesson .

"Wow ... I mean she isn't wrong ." Joseph turned around to smirk at his friend , Caesar rolled his eyes .

"Now please share this information that I had to wake up early to ." Y/N rested her face in her palms and looked directly at Caesar .

"The playboy likes you ." Joseph blurted out and laughed at what he called Caesar .

"Wow ! Caesar having feelings for once ?" Y/N teased . Although Caesar was just two years older than her , she really knew how to get on his nerves .

"Mamma Mia , Y/N !" Caesar seemed to be getting upset since nobody was taking his emotions seriously .

"Okay okay I'm sorry baby ... But I guess I like you too . I'll give you a try ." Y/N gave Caesar a smile .

Lmao this made no freaking sense 😔✋

I made a crappy book if All the DIO's (Phantom Blood-Stone Ocean) met my Dio , Aquitaine Dioni Kakyoin ....
Lmfao .
Enjoy the cringe .