"This is one lame Halloween." "It isn't that bad, DIRG!" "Yes, yes it is. Beat-box and let me out of here!"
DIRG: On Halloween... all through the night... we should be filled with fear and frights... But I don't see any here tonight! Because you all are so LAME!
I want something real and real scary! Not science or paranormal! I want something big, green, and hairy!
GIR: Like Master with a weird chemical?
Zim: HEY!!!
DIRG: NOO!!! It's time to get down to business and spook up this boring scene. I want things real and real scary
DIRG and Chorus: Tonight on Halloween!
Chorus: Real and scary...
DIRG: Like a vampire sucking blood on you!
Chorus: Real and scary...
DIRG: Like you on a broom like a witch!
Chorus: Real and scary...
DIRG: Like a nasty unwashed outhouse!
Chorus: Real and Scary...
GIR: Like the fangs on Big- Head- Boy?
Dib: Heyyy!!!
DIRG: Yeah, that's what I want, real and scary! So that when I walk the night I could see that there are forces to be delt with! So, we'd better be ready to fight! I want this all to be real and scary! I want this to be a freaky scene! I want the whole Earth to be real scary!
DIRG and Chorus: Tonight on HALLOWEEN!!!
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Cartoon Network and Nicktoons Songs Invader Zim Style!
FanfictionF is for funny song spoofs, U is you'd better read this! N is neverending spoofs of songs FROM NICK AND CARTOON NETWORK... Does that give you a hint or two?