"DIRG, no... just... no." "Yes, GIR. It's the only way! GIRL, take the mirror!" DIRG throws the handheld mirror to GIRL, and they run off. DIRG stays, and begins to sing.
DIRG: Scary-O, scary-O, I'm scared but not very-O! Scary, scary, scary-O! I'm not scared from antenna to toe! Well, I'm scared, but not very-O!
DIRG runs towards the enemies.
DIRG: I'm not afraid of the pointy swords if nobody is injured. I'm not afraid I'll fall 50 feet and smash into 100 pieces!
Zim: And smash into 100 pieces?
*long pause*
DIRG: I'm not afraid of poisionous bugs, after all, I'm a robot! I'm not afraid of any of you. I know all you really need is to run!
ENEMIES: He knows all we really need to do is run!
DIRG: Scary-O, scary-O, I'm scared but not very-O! Scary, scary, scary-O! I'm not scared from antenna to toe! Well, I'm scared, but not very-O!
Kim: Guys, let's beat it while he's distracting them.
DIRG: I'm not afraid of massive earthquakes since I'll be in the mirror! And I'm not afraid of rattle snakes I'll just tie them in a knot!
ENEMIES: He'll just tie them in a knot!
DIRG: And I'm not scared of water and such cuz I'm not Irken or a girl! And I'm not scared of Gaz "the scary one", but I am kinda scared of acting like my alter ego, GIR!
*another long pause*
GIRL tosses DIRG the mirror, it's still flying as DIRG sings.
DIRG: Scary-O, scary-O, I'm scared but not very-O! Scary, scary, scary-O! I'm not scared from antenna to toe! Well, I'm scared, but not very-O!
I'm afraid I'm not scared at all!
Dib: He isn't afraid of anything at all?
Mia: Oh, my gosh, his song is really helping!
Gaz: Well, at least we got out safely, everyone!
Zim: I don't know if I'm thankful or completely irked.
GIR, in the mirror, is still flying
GIR: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE
DIRG catched the mirror
DIRG: I'm Scary- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh! I'm Scary-Ohh!
GIR: Cuz he's scary! And scary! You're not scared, not very-Ohh!
DIRG: Scary-O! Scary-O! I'm not scared at alllllll! I'm not scared! I'm not scared! I could use a can of oil! I'm getting really squeaky!
ENEMIES: He's not scared! Scary-O... Scary-O...
GIRL: What are you doing? We need to get out of here!
DIRG: What do you mean what am I doing? I'm singing. My theme song helped you get out safely.
GIRL: Let's go, or you'll really be scared here!
GIR: Over there!
The enemies continue singing Scary-O, while the 2 robots dive down to where the rest of HIR had climbed down.
DIRG, GIR, and GIRL: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhoooooohhhhhhh--
CRASH
GIRL: Now that's scary...
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Cartoon Network and Nicktoons Songs Invader Zim Style!
Hayran KurguF is for funny song spoofs, U is you'd better read this! N is neverending spoofs of songs FROM NICK AND CARTOON NETWORK... Does that give you a hint or two?
