Murderous Wendy x cool lesbian aunt

Sky daddy ft. London

Aliyah had been on cloud 9. Her tall handsome daddy Draco had been treating her like a queen, he kissed her and sometimes even let her eat 2 cans of spam in a day. And most importantly he didn't bring her noodles. Aliyah had been sending mushy letters to her father, Mr. Bean, everyday telling him everything about her daddy Draco. Mr. Bean did not approve of his daughters boyfriend, and made his opinions on him very clear much to Aliyahs dismay.

Today Aliyah was to meet her friend Dora the Explorer and daddy Draco for lunch on the astronomy tower. Aliyah dressed in her nicest potato sack, with extra holes cause that's just how her daddy Draco liked them. He said it reminded him of his late house elf dobby, whom Aliyah had stomped to death months prior.

Aliyah arrived to the tower early, and decided to pray to god that Wendy would come to her senses and love her, don't get her wrong she loved her daddy Draco so much, but Wendy was her true love.

As she began to pray, she heard a great sexy booming voice coming from the sky. The clouds began to part and silky rays of light beamed down upon her.

"Aliyah my darling, it is me god and I have some very important tasks for you to complete."

Aliyah felt the sudden urge to please god wash over her body "Of course sky daddy, anything"

"I order you to bring the so-called marauders to Fenrir, and kill London Bridge Meat Sack Syrup Face Smith the anti-arsonist" God boomed, causing Aliyah to fall backwards onto her ass with a moan.

"Yes sky daddy, as you wish. It will be done."

"Thank you darling Aliyah" God smiled, sending a chill down Aliyah's spine.

With that, God descended back into the clouds. "Let's get this done" she muttered under her breath before a cold pair of hands snuck around her waist...

"Hi mudblood" Draco whispered, planting a kiss on the tip of her nose, Aliyah smiled and threw her arms around her boyfriends neck "Miss me?" he smirked getting a giggle out of Aliyah.

"Of course I did daddy, how could i not" Aliyah could feel a flush blooming across her face as Draco leaned down to place his lips on hers. She shifted onto her toes to deepen the kiss before Dora cleared her throat behind the 2 of them.

"Hola soy Dora" Dora squeaked, sitting down on the blanket Aliyah had laid out.

"Shoot, I've got some uh business to attend too" Aliyah said before running down the steps to the quidditch pitch. London Bridge Meat Sack Syrup Face Smith was parading around, waving a sign that read "STOP ARSON" in bold red letters.

"Stop arson stop arson stop arson" the shorter girl shouted, buckets of emergency water strapped around her waist. The poor girl even lived in a igloo, scared an arsonist would come and burn a normal dorm to the ground. Aliyah swaggered over to her, a jar of mayonnaise in hand, and a lighter in the other.

"London Bridge Meat Sack Syrup Face Smith, I Aliyah Relish have come to feed you mayonnaise"

"OOOOO my fav food" London Exclaimed, scurrying over to Aliyah, mouth gaping begging for a spoonful of the off-white condiment. Aliyah smirked, feeling accomplished as she lit the mayo on fire and shoved it down London's throat.