OH BOY-
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Yelled confused Soviet when he walked into his house seeing Finland and Russia sitting on the couch. "Russia invited me over?" Said Finland looking at him, Soviet looked at Russia: "сука иди сюда! (Bitch come here|hope i spelled it right-|) Russia got up from the couch and walked with Soviet to the kitchen to talk. "Why the hell would you call him over?! What the actual fuck is this???" Soviet was confused, "Dad dont worry so much about it,its fine i promise he isnt as bad as you think anymore!" Soviet had to take a few seconds to himself before answering: "ugh. If he does anything stupid its all on you i aint taking no responsibility." (Oh sassy Soviet, i like..😳😏) "yeah yeah whatever" answered Russia walking away.
Later
Russia and Finland were drinking and talking with one another till Russia's phone rang: "oh give me a moment Sebia is calling me i'll be right back" he walked to his room to pick up the call. Finland was left alone there in the kitchen, he didn't really mind so he just sat there pulled out his phone and was just scrolling through CountryGram all the sudden Soviet walked in the kitchen: "Россия?" He said searching for Russia, "he's in his room talking on the phone with someone" Finland said before looking up to see Soviet standing there shirtless (LISTEN I KNOW SOMEONE IS GONNA SAY "Oh My gOd WhY iS hE shIrtLeSs???" IF thE mAn WanTs tO bE shIrtLeSs In hIs oWn hOuSe hE shOulD bE ALlOWed tO-) "u-uhhhhmmmmm.....wow-" mumbled Finland looking at Soviet up and down "what is it?"
"Uhhm..n-nothing" Finland tried to cover his face because he was red like a tomato.
Russia came back down stairs and saw what was happening: "BRO ARE YOU SIMPING FOR MY ✨D A D✨"
"W-W-WHAT NO!" Yelled Finland
"Bro i'm 68 👁//👄//👁" said Soviet
"I mean does it matter? YoU'rE hoT🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵" said horny Finland
Russia started to pack his shit to leave,
And Soviet and Finland..... heh...
FuCkEd
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