(Dr.Mathias) - Y/N ! Get yo ass over here!
(You) - Wazzup?
(Dr.Mathias) - Your computer is here! And some new furniture for your „Office".
(You) - Uhhh, Mathias? Why does this computer look so... how do I put it?
(Dr.Mathias) - Prehistoric?
(You) - Exactly!
(Dr.Mathias) - Well, our budged is limitet, and you won't need a „Super flashy glowing 420 gaming pc for pro gamers" to take notes.
(You) - But...
(Dr.Mathias) - No buts, either you take it or you have nothing.
(You) - *sigh* I'll take it.
(Dr.Mathias) - Thought so... Um where is James? He should be in this chapter, right?
(You) - What chapter? What do you mean?
As on cue someone opened doors.
(James) - Yo doc! Ayo (Y/N).
(Dr.Mathias) - Hello.
(You) - Hi James! How are you?
(James) - Aside from being severly injured few times I'm damn good. How bout you?
(You) - Ah, you know-
(Dr.Mathias) - Cut it out! Readers don't want to read such boring things!
*Bonk*
(Author) - Will you stop it? I don't have so much tape with me!
(You) - Ok? What was that?
(James) - You're not used to weird shit happening here yet?
(You) - I, uhhh... You know what? Nevermind it. So Mathias, when my work will begin?
(Dr.Mathias) - As a matter'o fact now. You'll be going with me to investigate new scp that was recently contained. I'll do the dangerous stuff while you'll be taking notes. Don't worry, I prepared a handy tutorial for taking good and efficient notes.
(You) - But it's just a piece of paper with "Note everything" on it...
(Dr.Mathias) - Exactly! Now, let's do science!
As Mathias said that he gave you the old laptop and motioned to follow him. The two of you ended up in fron of some kind of armored chamber with guards guarding it.
(Dr.Mathias) - We are here to test our newly acquired object. I'm sure you know me but the peprson with me is my junior assistant Y/N.
(Guard) - Just go in and test that damn thing! Becouse of it I missed my wedding anniversary... Ehhh, such are perks of working here.
(Dr.Mathias) - Ouch, hope she won't be too angry at you?
(Guard) - You don't know how to cheer people up at all... but you were trying.
Mathias just walked past him. You did the same, opening the laptop and preparing "Official SCP app for taking notes about SCP's"... Who the hell named it!? In the center of the chamber you saw a coffe machine, like the one that usually stands at school or bus stops. But this one instead of buttons had a keyboard... Interesting.
(Dr.Mathias) - So? Any files or standard information about this machine?
(Guard) - Well, from what I overheard it can make you anything you write on the keyboard? Something like this?
(Dr.Mathias) - Then we have to check it limits! Bring me the reinforced armor... and some first aid kits!
(You) - Wait, you're going to test it yourself!?
