Chuck Norris

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We can swim in water
Magicians can walk on water
Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris has been to Mars
Thats why there are no signs of life

(Chuck Norris starts a game of chess)
Chuck: Checkmate

Chuck Norris's email:
Gmail@ChuckNorris.com

Chuck Norris was in a tank full of venomess snakes
They all died

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