Carrrrrrl!

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Demon #1: Carl! There is a human in bad shape here in the HQ!

Demon #2: Oh! Heyyy! How did that happened?

Demon #1: Carrrl! What did you do?!?

Demon #2: She- I-i- uh... I didn't do this

Demon #1: Explain what happened Carl!

Demon #2: I never seen it before my life

Demon #1: Why did you ate this person right away Carl!?!?

Demon #2: I do not eat people right away. That is-... That is my least favorite thing to do.

Demon #1: Tell me carl! Exactly what were you doing before i got here?

Demon #2: Alright, w-well, i was on the gate...

Demon #1: Okay.

Demon #2: So i was waiting for the merchandize...

Demon #1: And?

Demon #2: Just standing there.

Demon #1: Go on...

Demon #2: And well, Isabella finally handed the food to me...

Demon #1: Okay...

Demon #2: So i went back to HQ...

Demon #1: Yes?...

Demon #2: And i uh stabbed her brutally with the flower in the chest!

Demon #1: ... CARRRL! THAT WAS A VALUABLE MERCHANDISE!

Demon #2: Oh! Oh... I-i uh... I forgot...

Demon #1: How come you forgot that?!?

Demon #2: Ah well, i've been the wrong here hehe... Iii suck...

Demon #1: What happened to her hands?

Demon #2: What's that?

Demon #1: Her hands! Why- why are they missing?!?

Demon #2: Oh well, i uh... I kinda um.. Cooked them up! And ate them...

Demon #1: *Disappointed* Carrrl!

Demon #2: Oh well uh- i was hungry! And well you know, when i crave hands so-

Demon #1: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?

Demon #2: I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!

Demon #1: CARRRRRRRL!

Demon #2: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Demon #1: Carl!

Demon #2: That only hands would satisfy.

Demon #1: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CARL?!

Demon #2: Well i-uh, i kill people brutally and eat hands, that- that's two things!

Demon #1: *Disappointedly concerned*

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