TPN trio x (Y/n) On Crack + Random Vines/Incorrect Quotes

Wife insurance: The aftermath

Gilda: Oh! Hey Don! Hey (Y/n)! How was your escape?

(Y/n): IT WAS GREAT! The escape was so easy! You should let me do this sometimes! ♥w♥

Don: IT WAS TRAUMATIZING! YOU JUST DONE IT IN FRONT OF MY EYES! I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU AND HIDE BEHIND THE PRICKLY BUSH BECAUSE EMMA WAS PATROLING! *Hugs knees and sobs*

Gilda: Alright then... In the next mission, you two will be paired up agai-

Don: NO! ANYONE BUT ME! PLEASE I'M TRAUMATIZED! *Sobs even harder*

Nat: We should give him some space...

Anna: Don, please lower down your voice, you're gonna wake up the kids...

Gilda: I think we should talk (Y/n)... *Sweatdropping*

~Private talk with Gilda, Nat and Anna~

Gilda: (Y/n)... What did you do?

(Y/n): You mean who? Ray and Norman ofc UwU

Gilda: O_O

Nat: Oh my-

Anna: Thank goodness the kids are asleep-

(Y/n): Exxxxactly 👉🏻 👉🏻

~After the conversation~

The three: *Joins in Don*

Gilda: I shouldn't have asked-

Don: Told ya so...

Nat: Next mission, pls don't pair me up with her-

Anna: *Traumatized af*

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