Random thing I write W/ my friends. Just shitpost lmaoooo

Zink x Aszik (100% real not fake)

Zink PoV

It was a very great Minecraft day, I was preparing a date for my beloved; Aszik. Oh how great was this date gonna be.

I looked around for flowers to set up at the table, until one flower caught my eye

'A cornflower, his favorite' I smelled the flower

ah, smells just like him

I grabbed it, put it in a pot, and admired the table I set up for the two of us

Plates...torches...flowers...what more could there be to it? This is Minecraft, there isn't much here you absolute DUMBASS- ok 2nd take im sorry

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Plates...torches...flowers...everything was just perfect

I couldn't wait to see him. My face lit up at just the simple thought of him (bitch that ain't normal get an extinguisher Tf why u on fire. goddamn)

And so, I went back to my house

After going in, I instantly grabbed a paper and a pen and wrote:

"Aszik, My love, I would like to take you out on a wonderful and romantic Minecraft date

Coords: -162 60 1983
time: you knwo when in the clock the sun hits the center? Yeah, that, but the 2nd time it changes after that

Be there. Plz
-Zink"

Perfect

I grabbed an envelope, put the paper in, and it was ready to go

"TWIT TWIT MOTHERFUCKER" I called a bird, a fuckin bird came to my window and took my envelope, sending it to my one and true love. Or at least I hope it did idk

I was nervous.

All of my thoughts were just him.

I soon realised I was getting distracted. No...no time to get distracted

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It was time for our date. Finally

I went to the coords i write down and sat at the table impatiently

Thought were just racing my mind, until I heard grass getting walked on by (or however you say that idk fuck english)

"Zink..."  "Aszik..."

He looked absolutely beautiful. He was in a suit, and his Iconic mask.

"You-you look beautiful" i stuttered

Aszik just looked at the side and chuckled a bit

I got up from my seat and grabbed Aszik's chair, pulling it back for him to sit

"Thank you" he said

We talked for a bit

Everything was going so smoothly until...

"ASZIK" i heard a voice yell

I turned around and...

"STEVE MINECRAFT????" I yelled with pure shock

I looked back at Aszik, his expression was full of fear

"STEVE...THIS-ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR!!" Aszik defended himself

"ASZIK, YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH STEVE MINECRAFT FROM MINECRAFT BY NOTCH, THE INVENTOR OF MINECRAFT????" I yelled, pain in my voice

I couldn't believe it

"Aszik i can't believe you" I said. I stood up from the table, and ran away from the scene

"ZINK WAIT! PLEASE" I heard him yell

I didn't turn back. I just kept running. I felt so betrayed

Eventually I stopped by a cave to get some energy

"Zink..." he stood behind me "no Aszik, i don't wanna hear it" I said with tears in my eyes

"Zink listen to me" i interrupted him "NO ASZIK, CANT YOU SEE HOW MUCH YOU HURT ME"

He just stood quiet "i can make it right again. PLEASE ZINK"

I then ran out of the cave, pushing him aside, I then opened the chat and typed it

/give @a 10 tnt
/give @a flint_and_steel

I then placed the tnt around me, looked at Aszik who was running after me....and I lit the tnt

"ZINK NO"

And it exploded.

Everything exploded

"Save & quit"

"Loading resources"

"Done!"

And so I left Minecraft....

Then I got a message from Aszik on discord LOL

"Ayo mf why you blow up the whole goddamn thing wtfffff"

Oh true...i guess I did LMAO