Alexandra: Okay, which one do you want Alyosha?
Alexei: *point at donut in a spinning display case*
Alexandra: Which one? What does it say?
Alexei, turning around to her and in the most monotone voice ever because Alexei was often said to be way smarter than his age: I'm three, Alexandra. I can't read.
Alexandra: *nervous laughs*
Alexandra, pointing at the donut: You want the sprinkle one?
Alexei, grinning all cute and shite: Yeah! Yeah! I want the sprinkle one!
