Chapter One:
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"Knock knock" the sage said walking to her side.
"Oh me what happened now?" She said already ready to facepalm.
"They.....kind of.......died." he said as she facepalmed.
"Ahem, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She yelled frustrated.
She clapped and five people appeared infront of them.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE!?!" Dumbledore- *chough* *cough* I mean Tobirama said calmly.
"Well you all were dumbasses and died." Kami said glaring at the CALM albino.
"Exept Mito since she died of old age unlike you fools" she said as the tree hugger- Hashirama went into depression mode.
"Soo I'm bored and gonna send you all to the future-" she started to say.
"Wait why!?!" A black haired man yelled.
"Okay byeeeeeee!" She said happily as she clapped making them dissapear.
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Third Person POV:
The five were falling through space and time.
"THAT SON OF A-" The calm albino yelled calmly as they fell into the abyss knocking them out.
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"Owww my head..."
"Stop whining you damn baby"
"Hey how come I feel so small"
"Shut up Uchiha!"
"Hey how come your voice is so high"
"Hey who's laying on me!"
"I told you to stop whining and shut up I'm trying to sleep!"
"Mitooooooo! He's being meannnnnnn!"
"Yeah well I'm trying to not suffocate under your back!"
"Will you all.....GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!" An albino yelled causing four people to roll off them.
"Owieeeeee" Hashirama whined anime crying.
"Hunny, I love you but you need to stop crying about everything" Mito said scrunching her eyebrows with her fingers.
Madara rolled his eyes and mimicked her "HuNnY i LoVe YoU bUt yOu NeEd To StOp CrYiNg AbOuT EvErYtHiNg"
"Jealous much?" Tobirama said crossing his arms raising a eyebrow, making Izuna hold both his hands over his mouth to stop him from laughing, as his brother's face turned as red as the Uzumaki's hair.
"Uhh guys...." The albino said in the background seeming lost.
"Oh so you wanna try to steal my man now huh!?!" Mito yelled puting her fist's up.
"Guyyyyys" the albino said more lost.
"Hell no I'm not gay!" The uchiha head yelled back in defence.
"Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!" The albino said almost yelling.
"Pfft yeah right like i believe tht I see the way you look at him!" She yelled back making her husband sweat at the fight about him.
"GUYS!" The albino yelled making them all turn around.
"WHAT." They all yelled turning around.
"WE'RE FUCKING KIDS AND ME AND HASHIRAMA ARE FEMALES!" She yelled making everyone look at eachother.
"Huh yeah you're right." Mito said without even flinching.
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"WAIT! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!" She yelled finally putting two and two together.
One hour later
"GOD DAMMIT HASHIRAMA STOP HYPERVENTILATING!" A certain albino yelled as he-- ahem, sheー slapped her bro- n-nevermind (ب_ب) trying to smack some sense into her.
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To the future we go!
Fanfiction"Knock knock" the sage said walking to her side. "Oh me what happened now?" She said already ready to facepalm. "They.....kind of.......died." he said as she facepalmed. "Ahem, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She yelled frustrated. She clapped...
