Jesy: I don't really like first dates. I kind of feel a bit awkward, a bit of a awkward turtle moment and it's a bit tumbleweed. Like, especially if they're not very chatty and you're like, "Interesting..." so I'd probably have to take my little Jadey with me.
*Jade creepily steps next to Jesy*
Jesy: And here she is. The wonder that she is. Yeah, me and Jade always go on double dates, don't we?
Jade: Yeah, I like third-wheeling.
Jesy: *gives Jade a weird look* Yeah it can kind of get a bit annoying sometimes, you know, and I just wanna get a little bit of--
Jade: Well I'm there because if anybody mistreats Jesy, then I put a bisick and I throw it in their face!
*Jesy cackles*
Our little Jadey is no longer Jade Thirlwall but she is now Jade Third-Wheel!! I made that up myself. Clever, right?
