Me and Holly discovered aliens in second year. We seem to be the only people who can spot aliens but we are training Shannon to become an alien hunter too. Here are a few tips to spot an alien:
• They may act strangly when eating because they have to concentrate on making hair (the only food they can eat) look like normal human food.
• They have many heads that may be in strange places. eg: armpits, ears
• They have a skin over their robotic skeleton which can zip off.
The first alien Holly and I discovered was our friend Lauren(YourCobainShirt). We saw the symptoms listed above and then noticed her mumbling things in an alien language. We spotted some extra heads too, up her nose, in her ear, and in her armpit.
We also noticed the 2nd year boys, whose lockers are beside ours, were missing a few days. Our reaction the first time they were missing was "Alien takeover". Every time they've been missing since, we presume that they are having a meeting.
We've come to the conclusion that there are two alien groups. We're not sure who the leaders are but we think that our old guidance counsellor was the leader of one group. She got rid of skittles in our school shop so we think Lauren, the second in command, got rid of her because she was blowing their cover. We also think that the rival group is led by one of our teachers who captured the second year boys and replaced them with aliens.
There is an alien invasion coming soon so if you want to become an alien hunter contact me or Holly. We must be ready.
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