The sea.
As the ship rocks.
The men thirst for food, drink and women, which puts a lot of pressure on the captain.
Uriah has set sail, but he knows not where home is, and his guardian Angel is of no help or use when it comes to finding Socotra.
The birds are in the sky, while the fish spring out from the water, and poor Uriah really misses his wife and son.
" Captain, there is an island in sight " said Sinbad.
" Who cares... " said Uriah, as the island was not home.
Sinbad simply shrugged his shoulders, as captain Uriah was still depressed.
The ship landed on the beach, and the island was beautiful, so all the men decided to investigate; hoping to find some food, drink and women.
The crew walked within the forest of the island, all of them were intrigued at the many exotic animals.
The men now reached the palace of the island, and what a palace it was. The palace could put the Hanging Gardens of Babylon to shame, while still having enough beauty left to make the Taj Mahal envious.
The men now walked throughout this little Eden on earth, hoping to meet either Lilith or Eve.
That was when they saw her, a beauty like none other. The men were now looking at Jezebel; the wicked beauty.
But the men did not notice any wickedness, all they saw was the beauty, and what a beauty she was.
Her long black hair was enough to make the men lustful.
Her eyes made them want to start a war.
And worst of all, her body was worth committing sin for.
Jezebel gently gestured to the nearby waterfall, where the men saw something with supernatural beauty.
What looked like a man, was standing at the waterfall, bathing, while completely naked.
The man had black hair, which made the crew ask questions.
The eyes of the man were enough to make the crew's knees weak.
And when the crew got a good look of the man's body, they all had gay boners. And gay being the medieval term for cheerful.
The man taking the bath was none other than the demonic-nephilim of lust; Asmodeus, son of Archangel Samael.
Uriah's men were not aware of it, but they were all in the garden of lust and desire.
" Uriah " said 'Iax.
" What? " said Uriah, as he was still depressed.
" Your men are in trouble "
" What kind of trouble? "
" Well... they have all become horny toads " said 'Iax with a straight face.
" They are always horny toads " said Uriah, while not sounding worried.
" I meant it literally "
Uriah was now worried, he looked up at 'Iax; who was smiling.
Uriah jumped from the ship and he now ran into the forest. After running for a bit, he finally reached the palace, but it was already too late, for all around Uriah were all his men; now as toads.
" Guys! What happened? Who did this to you all? " said Uriah.
" We did " said Jezebel, as Asmodeus was standing next to her throne.
" Make them humans again! " proclaimed Uriah.
Jezebel thought about it for a moment... but she then said;
" No " with a smile.
Uriah now drew forth his sword.
Jezebel stopped Asmodeus from wanting to fight.
" How about we make a deal? " said Jezebel.
" What kind of deal? "
" If you can beat our champion, then I promise to return your men back to normal; as in horny toads but in the metaphorical sense, deal? "
" Deal " said Uriah with a smile; " Alright pretty boy, let us dance "
" Uhm, you do remember me saying; 'our' champion " said Jezebel, as the whole island now started to shake. And out from the depth of the forest came a man; who looked a lot like Hercules.
" Say hello to our champion; Sir Alcaeus!! " exclaimed Jezebel, proudly.
Sir Alcaeus towered over tiny Uriah.
" Motherfucker, you BIG! " proclaimed Uriah, as Sir Alcaeus sent him flying with a gut kick.
Sir Alcaeus now drew forth his two swords; the Marmiadoise and Ryons' Sword, while Uriah was counting how many of his bones were not broken, and I can say this much; he only counted ten to eleven.
" Well, you seem to handle this pretty well " said 'Iax.
" 'Iax... I can't feel my everything... " said Uriah, as his everything was broken.
As Sir Alcaeus approached Uriah, each step of his feet was like an earthquake.
'Iax noticed the sorry state which Uriah was in, and the smirk of Jezebel really pissed him off.
" I will handle this, " said 'Iax, as he now inhabited Uriah's body, healing the injuries and granting Uriah herculean like strength!
As Sir Alcaeus was bringing his swords down for the killing blow, Uriah got up, got into position, clenched his fist and butt, and he now gave Sir Alcaeus a gut punch, sending the champion through a mountain.
Jezebel's jaw dropped, as Asmodeus got an erection.
Uriah simply looked at Jezebel, as he said;
" A deal is a deal "
Uriah's men were now all normal again, and as a sign of goodwill, Jezebel prepared a feast for them all.
Uriah and crew ate their fill, they then went back to the ship, as they returned to sea, where Edmond said;
" Gee captain, it can only go up from here "
A storm now appeared, which destroyed the ship, killed all of Uriah's men, and after having floated on a raft for a couple of days, Uriah finally landed on Grail Island.
" Zadkiel's mercy! " yelled Uriah, as he now passed out.
But Dindrane would thankfully take good care of Uriah for the next two years.
" What a ride " said 'Iax with a smile.
