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꧁PART 1꧂

"IF YOU SON GOES TO CAMP MICROCHIPEWA He'll learn more than just computer skills. How about basketball l? Thats right.

Shoot like Akeem and the Shaq once counselor Dave shows you the trajectory.
If you're hungry Fridays are international fiesta days featuring food from all over the world... including this favorite from Italy... Pizza!

Whoops! It's awards day already. The summer sure has flown by. At Microchipewa, you'll leave with good friends, good memories... and a better understanding of the job skills of the future.

That's right. Who says computers have to be boring? At Microchipewa Computer Camp, we say that computers are really not... boring." Says the Tv as it shuts off.

"BOY, I wish they had camps like that when I was a kid. Sounds great, huh Morris" Said Donald Himmel.
"It sounds fantastic!" Said Nancy Himmel.
"I'm in hell. Shoot me." Morris or Mud Himmel said.
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"SO DID YOU DECIDE ABOUT CAMP YET? That guy from MicroCamp swears they're getting CD-ROMs with double-speed interfaces. Sounds excellent, huh, Mud?" Said Walter Welton.

"Yo, dog breath... stay!" Said Zack Dell.

"You're not supposed to be in this hallway, pud." Said Tim.

"PUD!" Said J.D.

"Come on, stop it." Mud pleaded.

"Hands off Tim this little turd is mine. You need a bath, man, in the porcelain jacuzzi." Zack said while everyone gasps.

"Don't let anybody in." Zack says as he and Mud walk in the bathroom. "All right, midget. You got it?" Then the toilet flushes. "Damn!" The kid whispers and runs out the bathroom.

"Here. You read The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane. I analyzed his depiction of the Civil War." Mud tells him. "Uh, so who do I say won?" Zack Dell asks. "You went for the North." Mud Himmel adds. "Okay." Then there was a moment of silence.
"Anyway, I say it's a good for a C+, easy." Mud says. "Cool, but make the next one a 'B'." Zack adds.
"So, how you doin', Mud." Zack asks his best friend.

Mud sighs, "I'm okay. That muscle head in gym class tried to hang me up by my underwear again."

"Wayne Fletcher? Don't worry. I've got him covered. Okay, lets do it." Zack tells him.
"Zack, do we have to?" Mud asks.

"Look, Mud, I've told you a thousand times. I've got a reputation." Zack says. And Mud gives in.

"OH-HO, ZACK! PLEASE STOP IT! OH! PLEASE, DON'T STICK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET. I WON'T USE THE HALLWAY AGAIN!" Says Mud as he prepares his hair in the sink making it look like he was flushed in the toilet head first.

"Stylin', Mud." Zack complements.
"Yep, it's that 'just flushed' look." Mud says.
"Looks good."