"THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE." GABY SAID.
"Oh a I know. Tres close." Trish Prescott responded.
"Dennis, theres a cop following us." Zack told the driver. And indeed there was a cop right behind them and low and behold, it was Officer Hendrick."Oh lord, it's Officer Hendricks." Paige said as she turned around.
"What are we going to do?" Mud asks Dennis. Then Dennis turns into a car wash. Wait maybe Dennis is on to something. Paige thought.
"Wigwam Wash and Go?" Trish said obviously confused.
"What are we doing at a car wash?" Zack said.
"Wait I think Dennis is on to something." Paige tells the kids. What Paige thought he was going to to was go into the car wash so then he would lose Officer Hendricks. But Dennis thought something else.
"This'll never work." Gaby recalled.
"Haven't you heard of a clean getaway?" Said Dennis.
"I still think we could have gotten the beer."
"Yeah, and you could've gotten probation Zack."
"Stay in the car. I'll check it out." Dennis tells the kids.
Then while Dennis tells all the cars to go forward they see Dennis walking through the car wash right next to the cop car? He entered the car wash but not in a car. He was outside of the cop car talking to the officer, apparently 'walking him to the process.' It was insane but funny at the same time."What is Dennis doing? He's insane." Paige says to Mud.
"At least we can hope that its working." Mud tells the brunette.
"Yeah."
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"DENNIS WHAT HAPPENED?" Zack asked the man while was covered with guess wax.
"Hurry get in!" Trish says and Dennis had trouble getting in the car.
☀︎︎☀︎︎☀︎︎"OKAY ITS TIME TO WRITE A LETTER TO OUR PARENTS." Mud tells the group of campers.
"Now, if you were in computer camp say 'We had a big pizza cookout on Friday. We watched Star Trek IV." Paige says to the kids who would have gone to Computer camp this summer, even though they came to Camp Nowhere. Paige thought for a moment 'why Nowhere?'
"Mud I have a question?"
"Oh uh yeah Paige?"
"𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑁𝑜𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒?""Well because the camp isn't one camp and its just whole lot of camps. Its just Camp Nowhere." Mud told the girl.
"Oh that makes sense. But a do like the name."
Then we hear the kids say things about the movie Star Trek.
"Is that the one where he fights the bug russian guy?" Said Arnold.
"Arnold, thats Rocky IV."
"How do you spell Pizza?" Lenny asks.
"No no Lenny look, you're at fat camp, remember. You don't really eat pizza there." Paige says kindly.
"You don't get pizza at Fat Camp. You get... I don't know, chicken breasts with lemon. Now right that down." Mud said with a surprising loud tone.
Paige looked at him with a warning look. Telling to calm down but Mud just barely calms down.
"Pizza in fat camp. What a dope." Tim said. Tim always made Paiges blood boil but she tried to stay calm.
"Check the barney." Gail said trying to act cool.
"Yeah, why don't you tell them about how you won the pie-eating contest too, Lenny?" Betty Stoller said.
"Shut up carrot head! At least he doesn't have food stuck in his teeth which is what you have every five minutes. Paige retorted.
"Oooh.""Make me Paige!" Betty said not having a come back.
"Your mom already made that mistake." Paige said getting even eyes widening.
"Would you guys shut up!?" Mud said. Paige hesitantly stopped.
"Hey Midget find my Waldo." Said Tim again getting on Lennys nerve.
"What Waldo?"
"Would you guys be careful?"
"Back off, geek!" Tim yells at Mud then throwing something at him.
"Tim sit your ass down!" Paige yelled.
I'm turning into my parents. She thought."You're gonna put someone eye out with that!" Mud yelled even louder than Paige.
"I'm turning into my parents." Mud whispered.
Mud turns and walks away.
"You guys have a control yourselves. You guys are bullying each other now. Tim you need to get help." Paige says as she also walks away.
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"MUD CAN I COME IN?" Paige asks as she stands outside of the bus.
"Are you okay?" Paige asks the boy thats reading a comic book.
"This whole camp was my idea. But nobody listens to me, you know. I mean, everybody hates me." Mud says.
"Look this camp was also my idea so if you get in trouble me too. But nobody hates you. At least, I really don't hate you." Paige tells Mud trying to Comfort him.
"No, just everyone in camp, and all the girls." Mud says.
"Girls don't hate you. You think GIRLS hate you?"
"Paige I'm a geek."
"You're not a geek. Morris.."
"Paige, look, I'm a geek all right."
"It's okay for boys to be geeky. But for a girl, it's different. I play Baseball! Don't you think it's weird having a girl on your baseball team I got made fun of for it." Paige tells Mud.
"Also If I don't become a big league Softball player because big teams don't let girls join baseball, I could wind up wearing a hairnet serving jello in a cafeteria."
"No, that won't happen, because, you, know, tons of girls start out... lumpy." Mud said.
Paige was appalled. She never was 'lumpy'. She didn't mind her body at all really.
"Wait no, thats not what I meant." Mud said.
"Like you would be fine you're not lumpy you're fine. Perfect. And then later you would grow some... chests. And then you'll be you know, Id don't, going out with guys that hang me up by my underwear." Mud tries to make up his words.
"Oh, I can hardly wait."
But that didn't matter he called me perfect."Lets make an oath, okay. When we get cool, neither of us will go out with those kind of jerks, okay?" Mud tells Paige.
"Who will we go out with?" Paige asks.
"Each other."
Thats made her eyes widen."I mean! Ex geeks like us. Because we would be
cool.""Okay. Deal." Paige said as she held out her hand.
They shook hands while looking at each other for a little bit.
"I mean later."
"Right. When... we're cool." Paige says. Still having their hands together.
"ʀɪɢʜᴛ."
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