Neil Cicierega breaks into your house

Normal day

Today was a normal day as usual. I went to the store to buy some groceries, then went to Hot Topic to get my gay ass emo shit, and finally went to a record store. As I was at the record store I saw someone starring right at me. "What a creep." I said while feeling uncomfortable. But I just shrugged it off because people usually look at me all the time cause I'm a edgy emo clown. Then I stared back at the records and I found it! The record I've always wanted!! The record was called "Drip to the Javabean" by a band called Lime Angel! I picked up the record and headed up to the cashier, I put the record down and handed the cashier my money and left. But as I was leaving I was seeing if that creepy guy was still starring at me, but he's gone. "I swear I didn't see him leave." I said in my head. Maybe i just didn't see him leave, but who knows!