Hurs: Origins

CHAPTER I: HURRICANE

It's had been four years after the war on the rats that loved that darn pie so darn much that they killed fo it. Them rats were no more, besides a few of them her n there, they called themselves rose. But they didn't hurted nobody. They weren't that tough. But mah fishin shack that I made after the war was not doin so well. Ya see, about two months ago, the sky got mad at somebodies and a hurricane came from it, it wash-ed away all them darn fish leavin me with nothin to catch n sell. Theere was also lots of light from the sky, it made this new metal that people were makin sticks out of called Electess-tee-el. Not verd people were buying those instead of the little fish i had to sell, so I haded no money left. N ol man once tol me that when youre sad, that you drink your problems away, I dranked the worlds bath, but that was too salty n I almost died, so I went to Non verd to get a drink from a bar I was tol about back n the war with Wheatcrust and not the non verd people who didnt like the verd people.