Hurs: Origins

CHAPTER II: VERD

As as was at the non verd drinking place where the man from non verd in the war tol me to drink. I sat there decidin what I wanted to drink, I wasn't to sure what I wanted, I never drank much n my life besides water because mama always says that water is from bath and bath cleans you. But as I was jus sittin there mindin my own buisness,I saw a rat; or I think I saw a rat. It went up the stairs of the non verd bar, so I went to follo' it. When I got there, there was nothin, no rat, no pie; notin. But there was a lat-er, I decided "what the -" well I don't like to say those darn words but the H-E- Double Paddlesticks. When i got up there, I saw a bunch of ol pic-churs n flags n that's when i saw it. It was the verd people. And there was me, wit my parents as a lil baby. I knew it was me cause I has the head n face of a hurs. I think thas why my name is hurs. I knew it was time. It was time to speak to the non verd fisherman that saved me when I was jus a little kid livin in non verd, So i wen around lookin for him. Bu I just couldn find him. I almost gave up hope when a nice young laday came up to me. She handed me a small letter n it said "we have your son". When i got done readin the letter, she was already halfway down the port. I ran n ran to chase her; she got on her boat (which wasn that big but was very very fas). I had to do wha I had to do. I stole someone boat.