[Friends] Lando Norris [FINISHED]

Peanuts

Max
He dragged Y/n to her room. 'Why can't you carry her Lando?!' Max gasped. Lando stopped and turned around. 'Because you have insulted me twice now. You still think I'm going to help you?'  Lando said.
Max rolled with his eyes. He hated to admit it. But Lando was right. Lando opened the door for them. And Max carried her to the couch. 'Can someone please bring Henk?' Y/n said.
'What a tree? Are you crazy?' Max asked. Y/n didn't really seem to care. She looked at the ceiling. 'I will terrorise you. If you won't bring Henk, I can't seleen without him.' Y/n shouted.
'Stop! Stop! Stop! No shouting.' Max shushed. 'I will keep shouting.'

'What do I have to do with her? There was a man unconscious on the middle of the street.' Max panicked. Lando looked at Y/n. 'He'll be fine he's brought to the hospital.' Lando said. 'Ye? What IF he presses charges?'
Lando smirked. 'He won't she probably did nothing.'
'Sis what happened to that guy outside near Henk?' Max asked. Y/n looked up. 'Hans?'

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Y/n past

You were dancing around the tree, and singing how far I'll go from Frozen. A skinny and tall man who looked like he was 3 meters approached you. 'Hey want me to play Hans?' He asked. 'HANS. I hate HANS.' You growled. 'Ma'am? You o-'
You punched him in the face. And then looked back at the tree. 'Henk he was a bad man.' You said. And gave Henk a hug.
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Y/n present
'Uhmmmm... he was a bad man.' You said. 'I think I'm sick.' You said. 'Where's the BATH-rOom?'
You asked as you climbed back onto your feet and stumbled. To the first door that looked like  the door.

'Be careful don't drown.' Max said. Pffff drown who the hell does he think she is? A toddler?
Max
'I seriously didn't expect my night to start like this.' He murmured.
Lando didn't seem to care at all. He sat down and is busy scrolling through his phone.
'Everybody gets drunk Max.' Lando said. 'Except for you of course.' He grinned.
Max shook his head. 'Not funny.' He said.

Max heard Y/n puke. 'Oh god.' He said. Then he heard her laugh. 'Why is she laughing?' Max murmured.
'Take a look Max.' Lando challenged. He looked over his shoulder. 'Dude I'm not. I'll die man.' Max said.
'She's your sister.' Lando said.
'Yeah and your girlfriend!' Max barked. 'You know her longer than me.'
'Oh fk me.' Max said. He walked over to the bathroom. And opened the door. He then felt like getting sick. And almost threw over. He choked. 'Max that's why you don't eat peanuts you choke on them!' Y/n yelled.
'Bloody hell Y/n! I don't eat peanuts! I don't like em.' Max covering his nose and mouth.
'I think you're a peanut. Because If you'd look into the mirror, your head looks like a peanut.'

'Thanks for the compliment.' Max murmured. He needed fresh air.
'Oh did you get Henk?'
'Screw Henk!' Max shouted.
'What did you say?! About HENK.' Y/n screeched. 'HE'S SPECIAL!'

'Okay relax I'm sorry.' Max said. Max closed the door behind him and let out a deep breath. He saw Lando eating chips. 'Are you serious?' Max asked.
'What? They aren't peanuts.' Lando grinned.

'Oh someone please shoot me in the head.'