Jungkook's Emo Poetry

Nemesis

"This is a spicy one", Jungkook warns, sweeping up another page of poetry from the desk. His eyes slip around the classroom. It's empty except for Yoongi reclining at the back. Hopefully it stays that way.

"It's about my nemesis..." he states airily.

"Oh good lord," Yoongi mumbles, as the emo poet, page held shakily in hand, juts his chin into the air.

"Park Jimin", Jungkook then adds, as if we were not quite aware of that.

Closing his eyes, and getting into 'le zone', he begins.

"Park Jimin,
I rather dislike you
In fact I think I despise you,
You make me want to cry, you
Are so annoying
Leave me alone
And stop being obsessed with Taehyung
The end
P.S. I think your hair looks bad
The end, for real."

The classroom door slams open as Jungkook commits to a bow.

Jimin stands within the doorway, breathing heavy, hands running self-consciously through his hair. "At least mine doesn't look like a beast has died and rotted upon it." He takes a step into the classroom, pushing the door shut with his foot. It closes with a crash.

"Oh shit," Yoongi squeaks.