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◣ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔!! ◥
❝ you know my heart can't take the break ❞
-, ily ; i don't.
crackfic as fuck, but i can make it srs ig 👹 y/n l/n, an abstract painting; some say its lazy and random, some say its...
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OPENING 'KAMEYO' (4 NOTIFICATIONS!)
kameyo
bitch where tf r u wake up WAKE UP EVERYONE IS WAITING AT THE GYM Y/N L/N I SWEAR
5 more minutes
you've been in a coma for 2 years!
oh 2 more minutes
STOP THE GYM BAE RN OR I SHALT TAKE UR MANGAS
and how are u gonna do that?
senpai gave me ur address
FUCK U AND UR MOM
DONT BRING MY MOM INTO THIS
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you turned off your phone and went straight to bed.
...
mkay, lets avoid spanking today
you went inside the bathroom and took a fat dump, pinching the bridge of your nose right after. changing into your uniform, you thought about the teams you're gonna meet.
you weren't particularly excited or nervous, you just didn't care because you already made a bad impression on the players. you didn't have time to care about what other people think of you.
because deep down you knew you're a fucking badass.
leaving the room, you take in the fresh air, the breeze running through your hair. you were in peace, you enjoyed the healthy environment and the quiet hallways.
until..
"ATSUMU YA FUCKIN BITCH, GIVE ME BACK MY WATER BOTTLE RIGHT NOW YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING HOE!"
"BOKE HINATA BOKE!"
"KIYOKOOOOO!!"
"BAKI BAKI NI OREEE, WOO!"
"HEY HEY HEYY!"
"whoever threw that, your mom's a hoe."
"TSUKISHIMA! DON'T SAY THAT!"
your jaw dropped.
it was the best day of your life.
you felt a hand on your shoulder and you panickly grabbed the arm and swung it over your shoulde-
shit, its a volleyball anime. pretend that ain't there.
you turned around to kameyo, who gave you a closed-eye-smile, to which form your pov looks like a goddamn titan grinning.
"literally shut up y/n."
"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING-"
kameyo dragged you to the girl part of the gym and the coaches deadpanned at your sleepy state, but nonetheless, smiled.
"hi! i'm y/n l/n, i'm 17 and i never fucking learn how to read."
everyone facepalmed. you were a chaotic one, indeed, but they made the worst mistake. and that is to underestimate you.
you heard murmurs from the girl teams, about how they don't see you as challenging.
but it was kinda your intention to lower their guard, I GUESS.
no lol it wasn't, you were too tired to even think of that shit.
and then, a lightbulb mentally appeared on your forehead.
something ticked.
you didn't know what it was.
you forgot something, but you didn't know what it is.
spacing out for a good 2 minutes, you finally remembered.
you forgot to flush the toilet.
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[a/n: hi lol ive been speed updating my aot book and forgot to update this one, sry 💀✋ and thank u for 2k, like thats a lot-
ANYWAYS IM DITCHING MATH TO DO THIS SO LIKE VOTE OR SOMETHING LMAO TY woah i just realized how short this is have a great day, i guess]
