Ross pov
This party was going to be lame. Everyone has a girlfriend besides me. The only single guys I know here are the ticks on my back. They're so hard to get rid of that I actually named one. (Bowen Samuel) stupid ticks.
When we arrived I blended some bananas and being bored as I was I flicked some poop in a few, i Made sure my big jerk brother got the one with green poop.
Everyone slowing started arriving. Perfect girls with perfect hair and gorgeous fat arms. They eventually started to look the same after I had so many bananas and accidentally drank a drink with a lil' poop in it.
Donnas pov
When I arrived I clung to ficil. After awhile I became familiar with a few faces.
I met a certain girl named Lil' Raquel. She was quite a feisty dj.
When everyone was dancing I got up and walked to a far tree. Being the dumb gorilla she was she followed me. She argued with me to get back on the floor but I denied. We continued arguing until I shouted: "MY TICKS ITCH BISH" everyone got quiet.
We were so embarrassed we went home but on the bright side I believe I dropped a tick!
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True ape love
RomanceDonna and Ross are just 2 regulars in the jungle when la señorita ficil sets them up and in this action packed romantic comedy you'll become attached. Enjoy bish. Author- lil' raquels great granddaughter
