Inclined To

Chapter 1: When The Gathering With My Older Younger Brother

A pile of blankets under the starry night. The constellations that wrapped the moon. The shine of the moon withholding from the tight hug, the only memory they has left of their beloved. And then they woke up.

"Ugh...?" Trixx suddenly wakes on their bed. They hear knocking on the door- "Trixx? Are you awake dear? You're late for the Church Meeting! Didn't you promise to go with your brother there?" It was their mother, they rubs their eyes and yawn. "Lil' Fish? Furry?" Trixx asks.

"No, Zenitsu the Fry Guy"

"He changed his identity again?"

"Oh, sweetie, you have to support your brother's crises in life, you should love him regardless. You better change now dear, Zeni's counting on you!"

And their mom quickly leaves the room without even closing the goddamn door.

They grumbles and begrudgingly looks into their closet. Fine then. They thought. I suppose I'll go. "Knock off 'Poking-Man: Gotta Kill 'Em All' sweater, no.... Replica of a dress Jane Eyre once wore that I like to smell, no, no..." They mutter to themself while rummaging through the clothing choices. 

Suddenly their not-really-younger-but-let's-pretend-he's-the-younger-brother burst through the room. "Trixxxx c'mon we're gonna be late!" Annoying twerp boy... Once upon a time, the siblings used to always be mistaken as twins. He had Trixx's red hair and brown eyes, but that was all the past when they dyed their hair purple. "Zeni, it's 'cause I have nothing to wear! I need to take time or else I'll come to your holy meeting in an unholy invisibility cloak with nothing under it!"

Zeni morphs into the physical entity of confusion, but in a good way. "Huh? What does that mean? I think I'll search it up..."

"NO- DON'T- I WAS- Uh...-I was only kidding!" Even if Trixx found him annoying they still wanted to preserve his innocence, he was still their brother, after all. "I'll just wear a 'Shower Pictures For The Homies' Shirt instead... It's one of my favourite shows on Chetflix." Once they were done changing, they did a little twirl in front of their mirror. Trixx picked out the black shirt with the "Shower Pictures For The Homies" logo on it paired with a plain purple crop top hoodie. They adjusted their dark tights and a modest light violet skirt to make it look less crumpled; And to top of their look, they added a bobby pin to their lilac dyed locks and hopped into some combat boots. For some reason, when Trixx was putting them on, they felt a strange sense of sadness and nostalgia, and before they could think more on it, Zeni grinned "Perfect, you're done OwO! Let's go now." They got out their messy room and passed by the kitchen where their mother was. "Good bye my little cheto puffs! Stay safe." The siblings cringed at their mom and sprinted out their front door.

Trixx inhaled the autumn air and took in the surrounding. It smelled like white tiktok girls and  Pumpkin Spice Lattes. (Both hot yet overrated in their own way, Trixx thought) Zeni tugged on his sibling's shirt. "I know the way there, follow me." They started walking and passed a dozen Peppagon Parks and Gay Twink Holes on the side; And on the way there, they saw a fairly known epic homies in town, the Heccs. "Hey, Louie, Sawyer," Trixx greeted. "I'M HERE TOO!" a small angy figure emerged from behind. It was Neo, the screamier version of Zeni. "Hi Neo!" Zeni piped up. 

"SHUT UP FURRY" 

"Oh pog, he's in a good mood," One of the other Heccs muttered under their breath. Trixx smiled at them. "Would love to stay and chat Heccs, but we can't stay much longer, I have to accompany my brother's Church Gathering in the Holy Porygon Church Of Pog nearby," 

"What a coincidence! We were just going there too to press F and pay respects after we've heard about the story of how Porygon got crucified by a trainer, fell head first into a bear trap and fucking died. The second holy symbol." Louie said while Sawyer nodded and teared up. Neo was still screaming. 

In the end, they decided to walk to the church together instead, and when they arrived, the group noticed a new priestess was in town. They could tell it was a new priestess because leaning on the church gate, there was a giant sign hanging from the priestess's chest herself: I AM THE NEW PRIESTESS- "Hey guys not to spread any rumors but... I think she's the new priestess." Zeni said thoughtfully.

She didn't look like a holy giver at all though, with her button up black leather jacket and motor pants. She had no hair, no face, nor limbs. In fact, it seemed like she was an inclined plane! But Trixx noticed something odd; The priestess was wearing the exact same combat boots with the same exact liquid cheto spill on the side. They were so baffled by this that they didn't even notice the priestess sliding towards the group. Sawyer's eyes widen. "Four o'clock to your left Trixx, a plane chick's coming over to you!" He hisses to their friend's ear. But it was too late. The priestess was there, eyeing Trixx up without eyes, the tension thickens between them.

The silence was almost deafening. The rest of the group stayed quiet. Even Neo, who shut his mouth for once. Oh god say something. Trixx thought, but then- "Hey shawty what's your pronouns?" The inclined plane Priestess flirted with them, who was going redder in their face than a piece of cheto. "Ah- Uhm, Ehm... It's xe, xir, and they, them, uh- miss... p-priestess," The plane grinned without a mouth, because inclined planes don't have mouths, that would be stupid. "And I'm assuming someone like you has a name?" Neo gagged. Louie and Sawyer kicked him in the shins. "Uhm- My- my name is-"

And before Trixx could say anything else, the church bell rang. "Ah gotta run dear," and then she slides off into a wall and almost dies, but she didn't.