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Chapter 2: When The Cynic And The Snitch

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Trixx just stood there, jaw hanging. See, they never really believed in what you call, "love at first sight", as they scoff at the idea of falling in love with a person you just met; however, at that moment, the lonely hobo had finally met their match, an inclined plane (Author's Note: I am in tears.)

"Stop staring at Aki, wake up!" Zeni nudged Trixx, who was still in shock. "Huh? I wasn't- Oh, whatever, sorry... Let's, uh, go inside now shall we?" They grabbed their brother's hand (AN: Emphasis on the word BROTHER you Alabamians) and nodded to the Heccs. "Let's go, quickly, we might be late." they all run to the humongous church doors that loomed over them. The slight drizzle of rain droplets were etching themselves into the intricate carvings on it's hard, aged wood. 

Louie stopped in his tracks.

"What's wrong? We got to hurry-" Trixx said frantically. Louie didn't respond; his eyes in a dream-like state. "This is... a very nice door." He responded.

"...."

"......."

"Louie do you need to go to church or an insane asylum?" 

"They both drive you crazier either way," Sawyer muttered.

"You guys go without me... I'll just- swing this way." Louie said, still in awe at a door. "Uh, whatever, let's go." Neo suddenly said, breaking the air of visible uncomfort at the door fanatic. They finally enter the long awaited halls of the holy house, and, in the nicest way possible, it was a bit underwhelming. And orange. Very orange. The walls were at a desperate, pathetic state, too; Even more desperate and pathetic than Neo flirting with Sawyer's gay ex in Minecraft. And the floors were sprinkled with gross orange dust from stale chetos. The group knew what vibe the church was trying to go for, but the execution was horrible. Yet despite all of this, Trixx couldn't care less, a baddie inclined plane awaits them, after all. 

"Hey, Zeni!" a feminine voice called out mutedly from one of the church's sectioned off rooms, it was where the "Teens for Porygonity" meeting was. The group had just ran through the seat aisles embarrassed they were a little late, so they tried quickly weaving through the multitude of Mr. Beast Rip-Offs filming themselves praying and giving IPhones to the poor hobos. Once the siblings parted ways with the Heccs, they entered the room. It was a basic room, with of course the complimentary orange walls and also the big table in the middle where Zeni's fellow church acquaintances were. "Hey guys. And... Parillipe." Zeni said, in a cold voice, Trixx noted. So then they whispered to him, "Uh, are you alright Zenitsu? You seem kind of... irritated? Possibly at Parillipe?"  Their brother clenched his fists. "I'm not irra-shiting anything, Trixx. It's just that she spoiled an important part in Attack Of Train Stans, and I haven't gotten over it yet!" Zeni screamed while looking directly at Pharillipe, a girl with shiny obsidian black hair and an anime hoodie, who just smiled not seeming to take the hint. Trixx's eyes widened. Both reasons being the screaming and their brother's 'irra-shitty'. "Right. Now I have to be the good older sibling and do the right thing in these type of situations. But instead I'll walk out like nothing happened and only protect you when someone's gonna take away your innocence, alright? Okay, bye." They said, walking out.

As xe was closing the door a short, slender blonde boi walked in the direction of Trixx. They were wearing a black hoodie with a short pink skirt as if some sort of ninja cheerleader. "Hey, I'm Cynic who overheard everything, I'm gonna teach your brother about Gay Twinks, nice to meet you."

Anyways, Trixx went back.

"Trixx? I thought you were gonna leave just a second ago-"

"Don't ask." They replied to xir brother, holding Cynic by the ear.

"Ow, ow," The blonde person muttered when Trixx finally let go. They rubbed their pierced ear and looked at the table members, only seeming to realize they were there. "Uh, right, hello fellow members. Xe Xir pronouns please, I'm a Demiboy, though I don't mind being addressed as male. Did your moms drop you off here at church too after looking on your computer's search histories?" 

"I don't have a mom," A random purple-haired skeleton-sweatered child piped up from the table.

"Shut up, Kithara." Zeni screeched. (AN: I refuse to use the verb 'said' anymore so everyone's gonna have to screech, mutter, or pipe up from now on.)

"Anyways, I'll just stay here. Do your church things, guys." Trixx velocipated (NOT GONNA USE "SAID" OK TRIXX ARE YOU HAPPY) crossing their arms just chilling at the corner of the room.

At the head of the table, most probably the organizer of the church meeting, Trixx thought, fiddled awkwardly and coughed at the huge scene. "Err... Right. Hello everyone, thank you for joining, uh, my name is Arnna. I will be in charge with the later activities presented to you, I hope we can make great bonds." She said, talking as if in the court of the Queen of England and not a "Teens For Porygon" church meeting where they had colouring books for kids. Arnna stood up revealing a blue one piece under a sash of white satin. She did look like a regal priestess because of her outfit and dark locks of hair. And with her pale complexion, she almost looked like Snow White's Buddhist sister. Who turned Porygan. "For the first activity," She paused for effect. "We sit and confess." Oh, God, this is gonna be boring. Trixx thought to themself. They sighed inwardly wanting to leave, but had already committed to the whole big-sister-protecc-lil-bro thing and was almost happy when Sawyer and Neo burst through the door. Sawyer scanned the room wide-eyed and fixated them at Trixx. "You need to come now." He said. "We're pretty sure Louie got kidnapped by a mime."