The (mis)adventures of Mommyinnit, 16 year old Philza and deaged SMP

How did this happend?

TW's: None

"So, Dream" Techno started "why did you call EVERYONE here?" Techno specially said everyone, because, well, literally everyone from the server was there. Well, except one, but we'll come back to that later. People from all across the server were standing in front of the Community House, with Dream standing on a quickly made podium.

"All right, is this everyone?" Dream asked, and without waiting for a response continued "So, you're probably wondering why did I call you here."

"Well, yes- " Wilbur started, but Dream interrupted him.

"So, when I was mining I found this... weird cave. Inside, there were paintings on the walls in some unknown language. While exploring, I found this," he took out a book, very old by the looks of it from his inventory "and I wanted to see if any of you knew what is written inside."

"Oh, I can try!" Ranboo said, and went to the podium next to Dream. After Dream carefully gave the book to Ranboo, the enderman hybrid started reading it.

"It's a spellbook." He finally said. "But I'm not sure what the spells do, the words are old and some of them are blank."

"Huh, so it's a spellbook?" Dream asked blankly. "Hey, I have an idea. Give me it."

"Sure?" Ranboo said unsure, and gave the book back to Dream.

"Are you sure it's safe?" George asked from the crowd.

"Of course it is! I mean, I'm the admin, so if anything happens I can just use my admin powers to fix it."

"I have a bad feeling about this..." Phil muttered.

"Venturus duo Vera Verto!" Dream yelled, followed by a bright light escaping from the book.

"What the- " Techno started, but before he could finish the light blinded him, along with everyone else.

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"Aight guys, I'm back! Sorry I didn't show up, but getting lost in the nether can be a real pain in the ass..." Tommy rambled for a couple of minutes, until he was standing by the Community House.

"And then- " he got interrupted by something that sounded like... crying? He immediately ran to where he assumed, the sound was coming from, only to find-

"Shhhh, Shhhhhh, please stop crying!- " A panicked teen, incredibly similar to Philza, but well, younger, surrounded by 30 toddlers from 1 and half to 10 years old, holding a kid no older than 1 and maybe half year old, trying to calm them down. When the teen finally looked up and saw Tommy, he froze, probably not knowing what to do. The rest of the kids saw him too, and after a couple of minutes of an awkward staring contest, the boy asked:

"Who are you and where are we?!" the teen asks, almost visibly trying not to raise his voice and scare the kids.

"Uhh- " Tommy didn't know what to do. "You're in Dream SMP? Y'know, the private server? "

"The what SMP now?" the teen asked confused.

"Wait, you didn't get whitelisted?" Tommy asked, more confused.

"Uhh yeah? I was just flying around my house when suddenly I'm here, and surrounded by toddlers. I thought that you knew what happened?"

"Well, no I didn't!"

"Oh f***"

"What the f***?!" Tommy repeated "Why can't I swear?!"

"This just keeps getting weirder and weirder..."