The (mis)adventures of Mommyinnit, 16 year old Philza and deaged SMP

Day 1: Tubbo & Ranboo

Tw's: None

When Tommy woke up, he was confused. First, why he was in his hotel. And two; Why the f*** He was covered in children? After a moment, the memories from yesterday finally folded back. Tommy, carefully so he didn't wake up anyone, sat up and looked around. Tubbo and Ranboo were still clinging to his chest, which honestly were incredibly cute. Tommy smiled to himself and slowly got up. After making sure all the kids were there, he was as quietly as he could went to the kitchen, where he found Sam Nook already waiting.

"TOMMYINNIT I SEE YOU ARE FINALLY AWAKE. COME HERE AND WE CAN MAKE BREAKFAST TOGETHER." Sam Nook said in his usual autotuned voice.

"Heh, sure thing big man."

1 incredibly passionate breakfast cooking later

"OK, I THINK IT'S ENOUGH FOR ALL THE KIDS."

"You don't say?" Tommy said, his voice practically leaking with sarcasm. Here, in front of them stood 10 boxes of cereal, and 1 pot of milk for the youngest kids(Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled).

"YES. I MAY NOW GO WAKE UP THE KIDS AND PHILZA." Sam Nook said and went to the nestroom (lol).

"All right..." Tommy said and (somehow) got all the cereal boxes to the cafeteria. After Tommy placed all the bowls, so the kids could eat their cereal, he went to the kitchen and started searching for something that could help him feed the youngest kids. He remembered that sometime he found a box of baby accessories and he put them in the storage room in his hotel. I mean, you never know when your entire server can change into toddlers, right? Anyways, Tommy went all the way down into the basement (because I think that there was one under the reception, sorry if I'm wrong) and started searching for the box. He still had no idea why he had that, but now it was more than useful. After about five minutes Tommy finally spotted the box under some old blankets. Tommy sighed in relief and took the box up to the nestroom. There, he found most of the kids sitting and rubbing their eyes. Techno was already up and Niki was still laying, ignoring everything and everyone. Tommy chuckled at the sign.

"Alright kids. Did you sleep well? I sure hope so, because I need your help." At that, most of the kids looked up and started sitting up, probably curious why he needed their help.

"Okay, is everyone ready?" Tommy looked at the kids. Even Niki sat up, looking at him with her eyes filled with curiosity.

"Okay. Do you see this box?" Tommy held the box higher. Multiple 'yes's' could be heard. "So, as you know, some of you are really young" he gestured towards Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled "so, I thought 'Hey! They're young, so they can't do many things that the older kids can do and they will need special equipment' so, I then remembered that some time ago I found this box full of my old baby accessories. And that's why I need your help. I didn't check what was inside, I just showed the box into the basement, so now I need someone to check what's inside. Can you do it for me?" Tommy asked and placed the box on the ground. Most of the kids had stars in their eyes ready to launch at the box.

"YES!" Nearly everyone yelled.

"Okay. Feel free to throw everything out of this box. Oh, and please, if any of you find a bottle, please put it aside, I will need them to feed the babies."

"Okay!" nearly all the kids yelled again and ran up to the box.

"Huh, I see you found them something to do?" Phil says standing by Tommy's side.

"WHAT THE-" Tommy incredibly (un)manly screeches and jumps back "How- When did you get here?!"

"I was here the whole time. Just watching everything from the shadows...."