Swag horse meat scandal

Part one - the swag

Once upon a time there was a swag. He was lonely, but a swagster. He was swag, and when he possessed someone he made them swag and once he possessed them he left and looked for another person to swaggerify.

Then one day he was in a village looking for a victim when his eyes landed on a horse that had so little to nothing swag it made him look humiliating.

To be continued.