After staring at each other for like 54678932 hours, the swag possessed the horse out of pity for the sad bitch. They then became swag and sexy. They obtained bitches, a lot of them were later dropped into ditches. A man got jealous of swag horse's bitches, and wanted to give him stitches, the ones he gave to snitches.
He invited swag horse over for dinner, but he entrapped him and he killed him and he ate him and he kept his meat as a trophy. He carved an uwu face into the meat.
To be continued.
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Swag horse meat scandal
AdventureThere was horse there was swag. Meat. Then scandal.