Once uptown a time there was a horse. He wasn't swag, therefore he got no bitches. He has never felt the touch of a bitch, everyone just left him in a ditch. He became a sad piece of a bitch. He was walking around sadly and very bitchly looking for validation but he never found anything for he was mentally sick in the head and.
Then, a swag stared at him. And he pissed his horse pants.
To be continued.
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Swag horse meat scandal
AventuraThere was horse there was swag. Meat. Then scandal.