light the cat

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camera man: oh great now gimme fierce

light: *posses trying to be sexy*

man: perfect your sexy your strong your a feline be a cat!

light: * takes off his shirt and pants and reviles black tight shorts with a cat tail and ears*  meow

l: *drooling* mmmmhhh light those are so perfect *licks lips*

light: meow thank you

man: ok now bend over

light: ok *bends over booty up*

man: perfect l you like these pictures

l: *smirks* oh yes perfect

light: ok now what dose this have to do with the kira case?

l: I need these ok it's a body examination

light: how dose tha-

l: it just dose!! now start with the nudes

man: oh ok

light: oh god not this again

l: don't worry it's only me here I've already seen you naked

light: HOW!

l: oh right i had camera in your room last week

light: wait you saw me j-

l: yes and watch porn,hentai and yaoi

light: *faints*

l: Quickly get his pants off Im gonna have fun with this

man: *sighs* good thing I'm not gay

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