light: he he he he IM A PICKLE
l: what?
light: omg look its Pikachu! hes so cute! *hugs l*
l: im enjoying this yet hateing this
light: *dose a random flip off the table* im a unicorn
l: oh god light did you eat my brownies I use on izawa to calm him down
light: yea I wanted brownies
l: oh god there's a 99% chance your high and 1% that your just hyper
light: ok idc all I know is that you look hot and your booty is mine. ima fuck you like sexting * falls laughing*
l: yup he's high
light: your so fucking hot right now Alfred ( from Hetalia
l: WHO THE HELL IS ALFRED, IS THERE SOME SIDE BITCH HERE CUZ I NEED TO KNOW *kicks him*
light: I AM KIRA!!!
l: I don't give if your kira the problem is ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME !!
light: no Alfred I don't want food right now. how do you eat 10 burgers at a time you fat ass
l: WHO'S ALFRED!!
light: Alfred f jones
l: GOGGLE! *searches Alfred f jones* ohhhh that anime dude
light: MUWAHAHAHAHA IM KIRAAA!!!
l: Light your high
light: IM GOOOODDD *eats another brownie*
l: *handcuffs him* your butt is mine
light: Im a sooth criminal dundunuanunanunudananunu owww
l: *take him to his room*
light: HELLPP PIKACHU IS RAPEING ME!!
