Prank Wars

Chapter 2

Mary's POV

Alexi Laiho, the perfect man in my eyes. I love listening to him laugh. I love his smile and those ice blue eyes that leave me breathless but he is such a prankster, not that I don't love pranking him. However I want to be more than his assistant. I just wish I knew why he keeps pranking me so much. It took me forever to get all that damn spoiled milk and cottage cheese out of my hair. I laughed at the shirt one of the guys had tossed at me. It had a male deer on it with the words nice rack between his antlers. My huge boobs made the shirt even funnier. It was so a shirt Alexi would buy me wanting me to wear it finding the humor of me being in it due to how big my boobs are. I bet he bought it for me and just had yet to give it to me. The other shirts the guys tossed at me were all not my size and random Bodom shirts they had laying around. 

"Alexi, did you buy this shirt for me? It so screams you and your crazy humor. Why I just adore you." I said. It's not like he doesn't know that I have the hugest crush on him. My dumbass let it slip I just love him and want be his so bad why I was so happy I got picked to be his assistant for the new tour and be with him twenty for seven. He looked at me those sexy blue eyes of his lit up and he had the biggest cutest smile ever. Which made me smile. "So you did buy it. Now I really like this shirt." I said. I wish I knew if he had feelings for me. He's always nice to me and lately has been pranking the hell out of me and boys tend to prank the girls they are into. That they never stop doing that when they become men, their pranks just get way crazier being their men. He just kept looking at me with that huge smile of his. Then he walked away. Bet he has another damn prank. I so need to get him back but he keeps getting me first every damn time. I headed back to the makeshift lounge of the studio the guys all laughed when they saw my shirt.

" You so do have one hell of a nice rack my dear" Roope said. I stuck my tongue out at him. Which made Jaska, Janne and Henkka laugh. " Hey Alexi your living sex doll with the huge rack wants your tongue in her mouth look" Roope said. Which made me blush he called me Alexi's living sex doll.
" Ask and you shall receive. " Alexi said and before I knew it he was in front of me and stuck his tongue in my mouth. Making the guys all laugh and left me stunned. I just stood there looking at him as he walked off and went over to the case of Jameson he had me go get him. Why the hell would he do that? I love that he did but was it another prank? I went over to the sofa sat down next to Alexi's white ESP LTD guitar. That he leaves there all the time and gets mad if anyone sits on the sofa, that only he sits by his guitar. The guys all looked at me with that oh shit look to their faces. "Mary don't you dare sit in my seat next to my baby" Alexi growled as he came over fast, holding the bottle of Jameson in his right hand.

"I thought your car was your baby" I said. He just loves his red 1982 Pontiac Firebird, which he calls his Knight Rider car.
"Silly girl your my baby" He said as he jumped on my lap, making his guitar go flying in the air, if I hadn't grabbed it when it came back down. It would of broke and he would have been pissed off and blame me somehow. Since I sat on the sofa next to it. Well looks like he's drunk, he must have drank all of the last case of beer in the studio. I so wanted to push him off me. Not that he was heavy, he's skinny and four inches taller then me but he still was a bit heavy on my lap, being he's a guy and all. He smelled so good, he smelled like warm tanning oil, snow covered moss, cigarettes, sweat and alcohol and it was just so yummy his scent it was driving me insane.

 He kept smiling at me. I started to play with his long blonde hair. I just love his long blonde hair it was so sexy. Hell everything on him is sexy. That man just oozes sex, you look up sexy in the dictionary it'd be his picture. Had such goofy smile it was just so damn cute. He kissed my nose then my left eye, which made me laugh. "Oops I did it again" He sang in a growl. Making me laugh. He started to drink the bottle of Jameson then brought it to my lips. "Drink with me baby come on" He said slurring his words a bit. When I opened my mouth he started to pour it down my throat. I so didn't want that since I have to drive his sexy Nordic pale ass home I can't get drunk with him. He took it away and started drinking from the bottle again. "So Mary why is your last name Rose? It sounds well fake. I know Alexi adores you we all do, you're the best assistant we could ever ask for but really what are you hiding girl?" Roope said looking at me with a raised eyebrow. His long blonde hair, falling over his shoulders as he took a sip of his beer. Jaska ran his hands through his long dark blonde hair guess he was getting frustrated as he was talking to, his wife in Finnish on his phone, that he had on speaker. Janne looked at me as his long brown hair was getting clothespins stuck in it from Henkka. Which made me laugh since Janne didn't notice or feel what Henkka was doing.

"Perkele" Janne yelled and started to hit. Henkka on his arm. Making Henkka laugh. Then he screamed when Janne yanked his long blonde hair hard.
"Mary you didn't answer my question." Roope said still looking at me. Why do they want know about my last name. It's not like I wanted that to be my last name. I had no say in that. It's my dad's name, which he legally changed to, due he wanted a much cooler name when he formed his band.
"It is my real name you damn king of the assbutts. My dad is Axl Rose." I yelled. Alexi looked at me with this huge shock to his face and dropped the bottle of Jameson. "What?" Janne, Jaska, Henkka and Roope all yelled at the same time.
"Oh whatever assbutts." I said. "Mary, I have to tell you something." Alexi said slurring his words as he put his right middle finger on my lips. "Wait? What was it I wanted to tell you, shh I can't think if you keep talking baby." He said as he kept his finger on my lips. " I fucking love you that's what it is I want to tell you. Wait? That's not it, I can't remember now." The guys laughed.
" Alexi you lost the bet big time" Janne said.
"I  did not and you all need to shut the fuck up. I can't remember what is I want to tell Mary." Alexi said as he now had his fingers all over my lips and was moving them around not wanting me to talk. Then he let out one hell of a burp then passed out on me face down on my huge boobs. Making the guys bust up laughing. Wait? What? Did he just say he loves me? Did I hear him right?