Prank Wars

Chapter 1

"Mary oh Mary the girl that has always haunted my dreams. How I love that pout, those hazel eyes and especially the way she looks at me when I prank her." Alexi thought as he looked at Mary. Her long dark red hair covered in cottage cheese and sour milk. She was so not happy to have a bucket full of sour milk and cottage fall on her the moment she walked into the door of the recording studio, all due to Alexi wanted a case of his favorite whiskey, Jameson and sent his assistant Mary to get it for him. All so he could set up the prank. Alexi wanted yet again to prank Mary. But, this time he wanted to make it more fun. "If you can find the reason why I keep pranking you before I prank you again baby, me and the guys will get onstage  and will play Macho Man in nothing but yellow speedos," he said.

Mary pouted, how was she supposed to figure out  Alexi intentions. He was always good at hiding his pranks from her, still she would do anything to see him in a speedo. She loved when he calls her baby. Hell she so loved it when he'd run around in his underwear. She was in love with him and when she got the job as his assistant she packed up and moved to Helsinki and into his house. So she can be at his beck and call whenever he needs her. Happy to be by his side. She was a huge fan of his loves his music and loves everything about him. All his tattoos that covered most of his right arm and the few he has on his left. Her favorite was the reaper one on his right upper arm and she loved the lion from the Finnish coat of arms he had on his lower left arm. She loves his smile and his beautiful blue eyes. His voice drives her insane when he talks she just goes so gaga over him and his singing voice drives her even more insane. 

When he speaks Finnish , she has no idea what he's saying among his band mates, it drives her crazy how sexy it sounds him speaking Finnish. She loved his long dark blonde hair. She loves that he four inches taller then her and when they stand next to each other you can't tell at all that she's four inches shorter then him. She just wishes she knew why he was pranking her so much. She loved her job loved being is assistant and it's been the best two months since she got the job and oceans away from her home in Los Angeles to take the job she thought she would never get and was a joke about Alexi Laiho wanting a personal assistant that will live with him and be on the tour with him. Roope, Janne, Jaska and Henkka were talking to Alexi in Finnish and he was talking back to them in rapid Finnish. She had no idea what they said but knew it was about her due to the huge smile on Alexi's face and Janne said her name a few times. 

Mary went to the bathroom in the studio to clean up. They were working on finishing Are you dead yet? So they can get the album out and start the tour to promote it. She could hear Alexi talking still in Finnish. Then it got very quiet... too quiet. " I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I need you to love me" Alexi sang with his raspy growl way of singing. Which made Mary wonder why he was standing in the door way all of a sudden singing a Cheap Trick song to her. With the most naughty look to his face. Her COBHC shirt was soaked with the sour milk and cottage cheese and the smell was bad. She took off her shirt forgetting for a moment Alexi will see her in her bra. His smile got huge as his eyes lit up seeing her bra and getting one hell of a view of her huge breasts. Even her bra was stinky. She looked at him and went for it. She took off her bra and tossed at him. He fell back with a huge smile on his face seeing her topless. She giggled loving she made him faint seeing her topless.

"Hey morons I need a new shirt in size extra extra large. Only Alexi will get to see me topless and I think I've done killed him for letting him see me topless" Mary said. She heard the guys running around the studio for a shirt in her size. Alexi got up and stood in front of her not wanting anyone but him to see her topless. The guys all ran to the bathroom with shirts in their hands wanting to see her topless only to see Alexi standing in front of her so she was covered.
"Like she said only I will get see her topless and what a wonderful thing to see." Alexi said. As Mary moved closer to his back to hide behind him better. They tossed the shirts at her all upset they didn't get see her topless. Yes they knew she is a huge fangirl of Alexi and that Alexi adores her. Alexi was so glad he chose her out of all the fans that applied to be his assistant, he just felt he needed one and that she was for him but did things for the band too if they asked her. Mary had no idea that Alexi was falling in love with her why he made a bet with the guys if he pranks her she will never notice that she's more then just his assistant to him now. That two months ago since she came into his life he started to fall for her and was falling more for her every day and having a hard time trying to hide it from her.

 He thought he would never find someone to love and be crazy over after his divorce last year that left him a bit hurt. That his marriage fell apart and he fell out of love the moment he got married to Kim who he just loved so much at the time he wanted to be married to her. It was just something about Mary that made him slowly want her and wished he had met her before he met Kim. She was too much like him and it made him fall more and more for her.
" Only Alexi will get to see me topless and I like how he reacted to seeing me topless so yeah guys don't go away mad just go away" Mary said. Not sure why that Motley Crue song popped in her head but it so did fit to tell them to get lost. Alexi's smile was even bigger now. Which made the guys laugh as they tossed the shirts on Alexi and walked off.